those darned kids
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NEWSFLASH!
Government officials today announced they have conclusive proof the Chinese Spy Balloon was leaked from the Wuhan Institute of Virology. “Our classified documents prove them Chinese did it!”, said a representative of the U.S. Department of Bungee and Soda (DoBS)
i don’t see why they just can’t fill up artillery shells full of the east palestine dioxindirt.
then zelenskyiyi could fling them at those pesky commies.
• Zelenskyyyy demands U.S. payments in Rubles – “We need fiat that has cojones”
• Netanyahoo plans to divert Israeli dangerous goods trains through West East Palestine – “We usually show the Americans what to do, but this time…”
• Moe Biden set to name Albert Bourla as new Secretary of Defence – “Hunter’s pick”
• EU set to become 51st American Franchisee – “We feel the benefits outweigh the threats”
• Canada still unknowingly irrelevant – “We try”
• Kevin McCarthy announces plan to pretend better – “We’ll get them one day!”
• Raúl Ilargi Meijer details illness; well-wishers abound – “Get well soon, Captain”
WHO announces that the herpes virus will now be known as the theirpes virus in the name of diversity, infection and equitee.
the lion looks like he’s hacking up a hairball.
buster keaton: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYmcN12M97o
dear chatgpt: I don’t wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
¡¡¡SPYBALLOON!!!
Moderna CEO – We made $100k in 2019. After Davos I said how do we make $1 billion next year. They looked at me a bit funny and said “what!?”. I said yeah there’s going to be a pandemic
— Naked Emperor (@NakedEmperorUK) February 7, 2023
somethin’ fishy’s goin’ on, i tells ya
this is the dawning of the age of aquariums,
a-quar-iiiii-uuummssss…¡¡¡SPYBALLOON!!!
Squirrels like to ride in my beautiful balloon!
Squirrels like to ride in my beautiful balloon!
We could snoop among the clouds together, squirrels and I
For we can fly (we can fly)Up, up and away
My superspy, my dupersuperspy balloon!“Why are the voices of reason always the smaller, less powerful EU nations?”
because one becomes a larger, more powerful (eu) country by being unreasonable.
“What do you expect?” he said. “For generations they’ve been built up to worship competition and the market, productivity and economic usefulness, and the envy of their fellow men-and boom! it’s all yanked out from under them. They can’t participate, can’t be useful any more. Their whole culture’s been shot to hell.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Player Pianonightshade seeds/seedlings do best in 4 inch pots. i put ’em under incandescent bulbs until they sprout, and then they get the leds until i can move ’em outside.
mmmmm, eggplant..
humans is humans..
capitalism devolves into warped communism as the monopolistic tendency of enterprise eventually leads to only one business (eg. google, amazon) becoming the state-run (run-state?) source of goods for the proles (who share none of the profits).
communism devolves into warped capitalism as inherit human greed leads to the circumvention of the one company state via the black market/under the table dealings of those who can game the system.
new ICD codes just for you! (page 31)
(n)Underimmunization for COVID-19 Status Code Z18.310, Unvaccinated for COVID-19, may be assigned when the patient has not received at least one dose of any COVID-19 vaccine. Code Z28.311, Partially vaccinated for COVID-19, may be assigned when the patient has received at least one dose of a multi-dose COVID-19 vaccine regimen, but has not received the full set of doses necessary to meet the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) definition of “fully vaccinated” in place at the time of the encounter. For information, visit the CDC’s website https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/vaccines/.
raúl: the year in today’s title and url are incorrect which may cause problems with future referencing..
and, here’s some isley brothers:
https://news.yahoo.com/us-pathologist-falsely-claims-covid-200213519.html
a hit piece on dr. ryan cole. read the comments.
ohio is dangerous!
to wit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davis%E2%80%93Besse_Nuclear_Power_Station
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highly entertaining:
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Well this was unexpected pic.twitter.com/F095UIjc2X
— Natasha Huckfield (@dramadelinquent) September 14, 2022
mpsk: “My trees say ‘Oh, how I love squirrels!'”
my squirrels say, “oh, how we love eggplant and tomatoes and beans and sunflowers and tomatillos and peppers and broccoli and cauliflower and zucchinis and squash and cucumbers and and and and”.
