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  • in reply to: Debt Rattle April 26 2024 #157818
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    sure i get that mr. biden is bad.

    real bad.

    but mr. trump is just as evil, just in other ways.

    a war criminal is a war criminal is a war criminal..

    in reply to: Debt Rattle April 21 2024 #157457
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    if you have a nail, everyone else chases you with hammers.

    in reply to: Debt Rattle April 19 2024 #157271
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    that walking eagle, especially since he’s walking over to eat a corpse, makes an excellent metaphor for u.s. foreign policy, far better than the soaring eagles of the d.o.d’s holywood-producted promo vids.

    american eagle soaring,
    off to save the world.
    all the world’s imploring,
    “get lost you stoopid boid*.”

    *bird for those not raised on cartoons

    in reply to: Debt Rattle April 11 2024 #156605
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    “Pieter Bruegel the Elder”

    whoa, that means the dude had kids.

    imagine: “wilhelm, wilhem, stop moving! i’ll never get this painting right! now, put that giant fish head back on!”

    in reply to: Debt Rattle April 7 2024 #156368
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    hmmmm,

    ¿¡rapetheon

    OR

    lockstep martini!?

    MAKE AMERICA BOMB AGAIN!

    (MABA)

    in reply to: Debt Rattle April 7 2024 #156364
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    hmmmm,

    ¿¡war criminal

    OR

    war criminal!?

    MAKE AMERICA MORE EVIL!

    (MAME)

    in reply to: Debt Rattle April 7 2024 #156362
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    hmmm,

    ¿¡narcissistic sociopath

    OR

    demented pedophile!?

    MAKE AMERICA CHOOSE CRAP OR CRAP AGAIN!

    (MACCOCA)

    in reply to: Debt Rattle March 31 2024 #155912
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    america may be a joke,

    but manyfist destiny tells us the rest of us will the punchline.

    in reply to: Debt Rattle March 29 2024 #155775
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    the new nfl hybrid kickoff will feature the nuclear football.

    in reply to: Debt Rattle March 26 2024 #155543
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    kinda telling it’s the “francis scott key” bridge.

    (oh, my, gongle maps had the bridge marked “temporarily closed”. it now says “collapse!”)

    looks like america is going to lose the war of 1812 one more time!

    in reply to: Debt Rattle March 26 2024 #155539
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    that triptych some wacky asp shift

    fish people, frogatalia, weirdo bugs, adam looks bored as fycke..

    but,

    ain’t but one fatso, curly howard dressed as a friar, bottom right, directly above mr. bosch’s signature.

    in reply to: Debt Rattle March 22 2024 #155266
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    mr. trump, tired of anti-maga backlash, today announced a new slogan:

    “America, Let’s Grab ‘er by the Pussy”

    get your LGEP hats soon!

    in reply to: Debt Rattle March 22 2024 #155257
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    with today’s diet of gmo-pharmacare,

    modern shite is art.

    in reply to: Debt Rattle March 14 2024 #154685
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    “the monkees overunnin the border”

    Clarksville, Tx (AP): Today President Biden visited this quaint, one-train border town featuring an entourage that included some rather famous faces.

    None other than, Micky Dolenz, last surviving member of the hit 60’s group, The Monkees, accompanied the Commander-in-Chief.

    “Mr. Biden’s plan to patrol and control the border through the use of teams of grumpy, one-note, antisemitic pseudobiker bigots will give those rascally Mexican hombres the CornPop shivers.”

    Mr. Biden later thanked Mr. Dolenz for his teamwork, stating, “I’ve been a big fan of theirs ever since my wife, Doctor Wusssernaim, played me their records on the radio so I could sleep well.”

    in reply to: Debt Rattle March 11 2024 #154435
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    mr. trudeau was “voted in” by 5,556,629 canadians.

    there’s about 37 million of ’em.

    15%….

    in reply to: Debt Rattle March 10 2024 #154391
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    everybody says michelle is gonna run..

    but what about lady mcbiden?!?

    i mean check out this quote. she’s d.o.d. ready:

    “Come, you spirits
    That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here,
    And fill me from the crown to the toe top-full
    Of direst cruelty. Make thick my blood.
    Stop up th’ access and passage to remorse,
    That no compunctious visitings of nature
    Shake my fell purpose, nor keep peace between
    Th’ effect and it. Come to my woman’s breasts,
    And take my milk for gall, you murd’ring ministers,
    Wherever in your sightless substances
    You wait on nature’s mischief. Come, thick night,
    And pall thee in the dunnest smoke of hell,
    That my keen knife see not the wound it makes,
    Nor heaven peep through the blanket of the dark,
    To cry “Hold, hold!””

    in reply to: Debt Rattle March 10 2024 #154390
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    HEADLINE NEWSER! –– Vicky Nuland to join Ladies of THE VIEW! “A fresh perspective.”

    victoria nuland.
    victoria nukeland.
    victoria nukelamb.
    victoria newland.
    victoria gnulamp.
    victoria null and void.

    in reply to: Debt Rattle March 10 2024 #154385
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    “I want one. How much?”

    i think you have to pay extra if you want costumes..

    in reply to: Debt Rattle March 10 2024 #154384
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    “the only way to save democracy is to fry it in butter!”

    in reply to: Debt Rattle March 10 2024 #154383
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    math puzzles?!

    on a sunday morning>?!>!>>#>$>^#%&?

    in reply to: Debt Rattle February 29 2024 #153775
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    if the flaccine is “jew/propaganda mindfuck”,

    ¿why did 75% of israelis get it?

    “IT’S THE JEWPLOT TO ELIMINATE JEWS!”

    in reply to: Debt Rattle February 29 2024 #153754
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    “there is one reality, however you oberve it, measure it or experience it or describe the experience”

    not according to the cat..

    in reply to: Debt Rattle February 21 2024 #153226
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    HERE IT IS! THE ENTIRE NEFARIOUS JEWPLOT!!!

    they even show you the map! iran, he-ran, she-ran. the whole kit and kaboodle!

    why, they even have the audacity to name one of their conquered territories, “YOM KIPPERS”!

    the gall of the [insert stupid anti-semite slur here, i’m done].

    in reply to: Debt Rattle February 21 2024 #153225
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    larry, moe, and freakin’ curly, and shemp, and curly frikkin’ joe, WERE JEWS!

    OUCH!!!

    in reply to: Debt Rattle February 21 2024 #153224
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    * it feels quite icky to even write these things in jest.

    but,

    this wonderful place is becoming unzlite with all the jew, jew, jew, jew, JEWBAD!,

    and,

    frankly, it’s ugly.

    everybody knows some bad people are jewish,

    but,

    these 17,353,498 examples of non-jewish bad people [insert here] won’t make a dent in the beryllium-infused skulls of some folks.

    genghis khan was not jewish¡¡¡ george gershwin was jewish!!! kenny g is jewish¡¡¡ kenny garrett is not jewish!!!

    see any patterns?!

    me neither.

    ça va dire, franchement ça suffit!

    it’s so tiresome.

    oh yeah, ¿WHO DID ALL THE BAD MONEYGRUBBERING AND WAR AND DEATH BEFORE THERE WERE JEWS?

    protojews? dinojews?! cryptoanarchomarxbrosJEWS¿?¡¡!?

    it’s so tiresome.

    go enjoy the cartoon, trollbots..

    in reply to: Debt Rattle February 21 2024 #153223
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    i’ve discovered how the jews entrap us to become liars who reject society!*

    in reply to: Debt Rattle February 21 2024 #153222
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    hey, celtic!

    you know you can’t beat ’em, ¿so why not join them?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_Motorcyclists_Alliance

    in reply to: Debt Rattle February 19 2024 #153114
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    <strong>ATTACK OF THE JEWBOTS!¡!

    BEWARE, They’re at it again!

    They’ll make you lie. They’ll make you avoid responsibility. THEY’LL MAKE YOU REJECT SOCIETY!!!*

    Is there no solution to this scourge?!?¡¿?

    *(uh, so no fruit loops or eras tour allowed? what about gershwin? how about bourekas or gumbo? please tell me what is safe!!!)

    in reply to: Debt Rattle January 30 2024 #151521
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    “the drone attack on a u.s. military installation in jordan

    “this brazen attack on the united states

    donald trump, wwe hall of fame, class of 2013

    in reply to: Debt Rattle January 27 2024 #151331
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    why does he have a nova scotia flag?

    in reply to: Debt Rattle January 26 2024 #151203
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    funny how truth looks just like my ex..

    in reply to: Debt Rattle January 25 2024 #151198
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    funny how truth looks just like my ex…

    in reply to: Debt Rattle January 23 2024 #150973
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    YERTLE/ONCE-LER 2024!
    “We got your back, America”

    in reply to: Debt Rattle November 22 2023 #147136
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    the pied piper of toronto..

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    to be fair, the dinosaur lady is short.

    in reply to: Debt Rattle November 22 2023 #147135
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    wowsers,

    mornin’ joe is my new favourite show!

    it’s better than “plan 9 from outer space” and “the giant claw” combined!!!!!

    maybe we can double-bill it with “they saved hitler’s brain”..

    in reply to: Debt Rattle October 29 2023 #145529
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    fossil fuel extraction kills plenty of kids, too.

    ask the peoples of ecuador or nigeria..

    for example.

    in reply to: Debt Rattle October 11 2023 #144592
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    hmmmm…

    at my usually well-stocked “natural food” store they have no nattokinase, nor does their supplier because of increased demand.

    any thoughts as to why?

    hmmmm…

    in reply to: Debt Rattle October 4 2023 #144158
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    well, mr. trump looks pretty good in that portrait.

    but, there’s NO WAY jacob chansley has that much hair.

    in reply to: Debt Rattle September 19 2023 #143268
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    so prime minstrel trudeau has blue eyes. both pierre and maggie have blue eyes.

    don fidel has brown eyes. his father, don ángel was born a poor galician, and his mother, lina, a poor canarian. not many blue eyes there.

    it is possible that justin’s eyes did pop out of some recessive backwater, but very unlikely.

    klaus schwab, however, does have blue eyes…

    in reply to: Debt Rattle August 2 2023 #140470
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    germ: ¡que te vaya muy bien! yo viví diez años en méxico, y mi esposa y hijo son mexicanos. no pasa ningún día que no extraño la gente, la música, la comida, la libertad..

    creo que vas a descubrir mucho del mundo y de tí mismo. te deseo buena fortuna y ¡que la fuerza te acompañe!

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