those darned kids
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those darned kidsParticipant
sure i get that mr. biden is bad.
real bad.
but mr. trump is just as evil, just in other ways.
a war criminal is a war criminal is a war criminal..
those darned kidsParticipantif you have a nail, everyone else chases you with hammers.
those darned kidsParticipantthat walking eagle, especially since he’s walking over to eat a corpse, makes an excellent metaphor for u.s. foreign policy, far better than the soaring eagles of the d.o.d’s holywood-producted promo vids.
american eagle soaring,
off to save the world.
all the world’s imploring,
“get lost you stoopid boid*.”*bird for those not raised on cartoons
those darned kidsParticipant“Pieter Bruegel the Elder”
whoa, that means the dude had kids.
imagine: “wilhelm, wilhem, stop moving! i’ll never get this painting right! now, put that giant fish head back on!”
those darned kidsParticipanthmmmm,
¿¡rapetheon
OR
lockstep martini!?
MAKE AMERICA BOMB AGAIN!
(MABA)
those darned kidsParticipanthmmmm,
¿¡war criminal
OR
war criminal!?
MAKE AMERICA MORE EVIL!
(MAME)
those darned kidsParticipanthmmm,
¿¡narcissistic sociopath
OR
demented pedophile!?
MAKE AMERICA CHOOSE CRAP OR CRAP AGAIN!
(MACCOCA)
those darned kidsParticipantamerica may be a joke,
but manyfist destiny tells us the rest of us will the punchline.
those darned kidsParticipantthe new nfl hybrid kickoff will feature the nuclear football.
those darned kidsParticipantkinda telling it’s the “francis scott key” bridge.
(oh, my, gongle maps had the bridge marked “temporarily closed”. it now says “collapse!”)
looks like america is going to lose the war of 1812 one more time!
those darned kidsParticipantthat triptych some wacky asp shift
fish people, frogatalia, weirdo bugs, adam looks bored as fycke..
but,
ain’t but one fatso, curly howard dressed as a friar, bottom right, directly above mr. bosch’s signature.
those darned kidsParticipantmr. trump, tired of anti-maga backlash, today announced a new slogan:
“America, Let’s Grab ‘er by the Pussy”
get your LGEP hats soon!
those darned kidsParticipantwith today’s diet of gmo-pharmacare,
modern shite is art.
those darned kidsParticipant“the monkees overunnin the border”
Clarksville, Tx (AP): Today President Biden visited this quaint, one-train border town featuring an entourage that included some rather famous faces.
None other than, Micky Dolenz, last surviving member of the hit 60’s group, The Monkees, accompanied the Commander-in-Chief.
“Mr. Biden’s plan to patrol and control the border through the use of teams of grumpy, one-note, antisemitic pseudobiker bigots will give those rascally Mexican hombres the CornPop shivers.”
Mr. Biden later thanked Mr. Dolenz for his teamwork, stating, “I’ve been a big fan of theirs ever since my wife, Doctor Wusssernaim, played me their records on the radio so I could sleep well.”
those darned kidsParticipantmr. trudeau was “voted in” by 5,556,629 canadians.
there’s about 37 million of ’em.
15%….
those darned kidsParticipanteverybody says michelle is gonna run..
but what about lady mcbiden?!?
i mean check out this quote. she’s d.o.d. ready:
“Come, you spirits
That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here,
And fill me from the crown to the toe top-full
Of direst cruelty. Make thick my blood.
Stop up th’ access and passage to remorse,
That no compunctious visitings of nature
Shake my fell purpose, nor keep peace between
Th’ effect and it. Come to my woman’s breasts,
And take my milk for gall, you murd’ring ministers,
Wherever in your sightless substances
You wait on nature’s mischief. Come, thick night,
And pall thee in the dunnest smoke of hell,
That my keen knife see not the wound it makes,
Nor heaven peep through the blanket of the dark,
To cry “Hold, hold!””those darned kidsParticipantHEADLINE NEWSER! –– Vicky Nuland to join Ladies of THE VIEW! “A fresh perspective.”
victoria nuland.
victoria nukeland.
victoria nukelamb.
victoria newland.
victoria gnulamp.
victoria null and void.those darned kidsParticipant“I want one. How much?”
i think you have to pay extra if you want costumes..
those darned kidsParticipant“the only way to save democracy is to fry it in butter!”
those darned kidsParticipantmath puzzles?!
on a sunday morning>?!>!>>#>$>^#%&?
those darned kidsParticipantif the flaccine is “jew/propaganda mindfuck”,
¿why did 75% of israelis get it?
“IT’S THE JEWPLOT TO ELIMINATE JEWS!”
those darned kidsParticipant“there is one reality, however you oberve it, measure it or experience it or describe the experience”
not according to the cat..
those darned kidsParticipantHERE IT IS! THE ENTIRE NEFARIOUS JEWPLOT!!!
they even show you the map! iran, he-ran, she-ran. the whole kit and kaboodle!
why, they even have the audacity to name one of their conquered territories, “YOM KIPPERS”!
the gall of the [insert stupid anti-semite slur here, i’m done].
those darned kidsParticipantlarry, moe, and freakin’ curly, and shemp, and curly frikkin’ joe, WERE JEWS!
OUCH!!!
those darned kidsParticipant* it feels quite icky to even write these things in jest.
but,
this wonderful place is becoming unzlite with all the jew, jew, jew, jew, JEWBAD!,
and,
frankly, it’s ugly.
everybody knows some bad people are jewish,
but,
these 17,353,498 examples of non-jewish bad people [insert here] won’t make a dent in the beryllium-infused skulls of some folks.
genghis khan was not jewish¡¡¡ george gershwin was jewish!!! kenny g is jewish¡¡¡ kenny garrett is not jewish!!!
see any patterns?!
me neither.
ça va dire, franchement ça suffit!
it’s so tiresome.
oh yeah, ¿WHO DID ALL THE BAD MONEYGRUBBERING AND WAR AND DEATH BEFORE THERE WERE JEWS?
protojews? dinojews?! cryptoanarchomarxbrosJEWS¿?¡¡!?
it’s so tiresome.
go enjoy the cartoon, trollbots..
those darned kidsParticipanti’ve discovered how the jews entrap us to become liars who reject society!*
those darned kidsParticipanthey, celtic!
you know you can’t beat ’em, ¿so why not join them?
those darned kidsParticipant<strong>ATTACK OF THE JEWBOTS!¡!
BEWARE, They’re at it again!
They’ll make you lie. They’ll make you avoid responsibility. THEY’LL MAKE YOU REJECT SOCIETY!!!*
Is there no solution to this scourge?!?¡¿?
*(uh, so no fruit loops or eras tour allowed? what about gershwin? how about bourekas or gumbo? please tell me what is safe!!!)
those darned kidsParticipant“the drone attack on a u.s. military installation in jordan”
“this brazen attack on the united states“
donald trump, wwe hall of fame, class of 2013
those darned kidsParticipantwhy does he have a nova scotia flag?
those darned kidsParticipantfunny how truth looks just like my ex..
those darned kidsParticipantfunny how truth looks just like my ex…
those darned kidsParticipantYERTLE/ONCE-LER 2024!
“We got your back, America”those darned kidsParticipantthe pied piper of toronto..
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to be fair, the dinosaur lady is short.
those darned kidsParticipantwowsers,
mornin’ joe is my new favourite show!
it’s better than “plan 9 from outer space” and “the giant claw” combined!!!!!
maybe we can double-bill it with “they saved hitler’s brain”..
those darned kidsParticipantfossil fuel extraction kills plenty of kids, too.
ask the peoples of ecuador or nigeria..
for example.
those darned kidsParticipanthmmmm…
at my usually well-stocked “natural food” store they have no nattokinase, nor does their supplier because of increased demand.
any thoughts as to why?
hmmmm…
those darned kidsParticipantwell, mr. trump looks pretty good in that portrait.
but, there’s NO WAY jacob chansley has that much hair.
those darned kidsParticipantso prime minstrel trudeau has blue eyes. both pierre and maggie have blue eyes.
don fidel has brown eyes. his father, don ángel was born a poor galician, and his mother, lina, a poor canarian. not many blue eyes there.
it is possible that justin’s eyes did pop out of some recessive backwater, but very unlikely.
klaus schwab, however, does have blue eyes…
those darned kidsParticipantgerm: ¡que te vaya muy bien! yo viví diez años en méxico, y mi esposa y hijo son mexicanos. no pasa ningún día que no extraño la gente, la música, la comida, la libertad..
creo que vas a descubrir mucho del mundo y de tí mismo. te deseo buena fortuna y ¡que la fuerza te acompañe!
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