those darned kids
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Press Release From Happy Valley Public School Board:
To all parents,
During these trying times, your compliance to the extra-ordinary measures we have had to undertake in order to stave off a global pandemic scourge has been a shining example for our community, and especially, for your very children.
That is why we now ask all of you to enroll you children in a phase 3 clinical vaccine trial. The data gained from this experiment will help science develop better vaccine technology to ensure safe and effective vaccines in the future.
As a successful vaccine campaign depends on maximum participation, fully trained personnel will be on hand during the first week of school to administer the necessary jabs. This will ensure 100% compliance in order to fully protect your child at school, in the community, and at home.
Child already vaccinated? No need to worry. Just bring her vaccine card to the school and the appropriate booster dose will be ready for added protection.
At this time unfortunately, we will not able to accommodate those who wish to abstain from this experiment as the safety of our future generations is paramount.
Yours Truly in Learning,
Shep Muttonville, PhD,
Superintendent
i just put this on the rattle, but..
22 cases of heart inflammation in nova scotia, canada; even msg picks up story (links wouldn’t post)
i’m sorry, but if “life farms” 400g baby salad greens causes 22 e. coli cases, it’s pulled and “HEALTH ALERT” scrolls across every news ticker in every living room, food court, and dental office in the land.
no links allowed, methinks..
anyhoo, 22 cases of heart inflammation in nova scotia, canada; even msg picks up story.
i’m sorry, but if “life farms” 400g baby salad greens causes 22 e. coli cases, it’s pulled and “HEALTH ALERT” scrolls across every news ticker in every living room, food court, and dental office in the land.
¿¡¿spikevax?!?
well, at least it’s a little more honest. may i humbly suggest “thromboplus” or, perhaps, “epiclot nuvax”?
¿guardians? hahaha, so cheezy. sounds like it was picked by the pentagon. probably was. like “operation guardians of freedom”, or “operation erie guardian”.
it’s time to really name these teams truthfully:
detroit decayers
cincinnati rusters
denver stoners
chicago gangers
washington warmongers
new york imperialists
san diego illegals
kansas city corn
charlotte porkersor better yet, just eliminate the cities and have corporate teams (actually common in association football):
raytheon melters
google knowers
facebook mesmerizers
wendy’s fatners
goldman sachs impoverishers
pfizer needlers
amazon rulersshoot, my son has survived both corona AND lyme. covid was super easy for him; lyme another story.
he should seek reparations.
hmmm… i guess my link was bad. i tried twice..
Those people are religious fanatics now.
i had linked to an image search for fully vaccinated +mask. you can get t-shirts, too.
those, of course, are the vestments.
well, that’s another one..
i teach music. i’ve had one cancellation because of covid (notice how it’s named something every culture can pronounce. hotel, taxi, covid..), and now have had my tenth cancellation because of vaccines (two of whom were hospitalized).
most wouldn’t see it that way (i don’t mention anything); i guess they’re just coincidences.
my papá (91 – i thanked him for his genetic makeup on his last birthday) ended up in the hospital for 10 days with pneumonia shortly after his second injection of pfizer brew. i pleaded with him before hand to not do it, but alas, the voices are many. he now has mobility problems which family members attribute to his hospital stay. i haven’t mentioned the shots since before he had them as, frankly, i don’t want to argue or frighten.
my son’s best friend, 20, an excellent guitarist, spent the night in hospital with back, leg and shoulder pain. i know neither the name of the brewmaker, nor if it was the first or second injection.
can’t all the people (not the t.v. faces, real people) clamouring for ¡¡¡MANDATORY!!! see all the pain?
can’t they see?
“Jenny, my humanity-compass, my wife, has been feeling tremendously pressured and torn. It’s not that she doesn’t see the power dynamics and the stakes.”
i actually thought of copying and pasting your entire post, just changing the names and details.
may peace be upon us all.
eek!
everybody is not getting “jabbed” – they’re getting “JEBBED”!
(symptoms included boringness, blandness, bushness, and youngerbrotherness)
ah, gerry ford, the pride of grand rapids..
if i remember correctly, apart from the tail end of the american war*, mr. ford’s administration was relatively unaggressive compared to the usual death’n’destruction** emanating from the stygian shores of the potomac.
*americans call it the vietnam war.
**proudly sponsored by wendy’s™, mattel, and raytheon, official skinmelter provider to heroes everywhere.i teach music. i’ve had one cancellation because of covid illness. i’ve had nine (including two to the hospital) cancellations because of vaccines.
imagine florida in 1917..
biggest rattlesnake i ever saw was underneath some palmettos like that along the dirt road up to lake george from silver glen springs.
i saw my first bald eagle nest that day, too, right on the marshy shores of lake george.
to dr. d:
Right then, suppose it all works: what’s your plan for opening up and re-joining the planet after?
i think the plan is for the rest to join them.
lockdown down under,
lockdown up above,
lockdown all the prisoners,
lockdown all you love.lockdown sheeps’n’cattle,
lockdown those who speak,
lockdown those who tattle,
lockdown till they’re weak.lockdown all the stupid proles,
lockdown bars, cars, kids and mars,
lockdown all the free, kind souls,
lockdown to leave so many scars.lockdown ’cause it’s good for you,
lockdown ’cause it’s great profits, too,
lockdown ’cause it’s just step two,
lockdown, lockdown till we’re through*.*with you.
to polder dweller:
imagine bill gates (more) in charge of this fair orb:
WINDOWS 13 FOR PLANETS
An error has occurred. To continue:
Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to restart your planet. If you do this, you will lose all of God’s creation in any open applications.
ERROR: CV : 019 : VXPZ1NJCT
Press any key to continue __does this make sense?
when you work in the private sector, you try to save money in order to enrich the wealthy even more.
when you work in the public sector, you try to spend money in order to enrich the wealthy even more.
