those darned kids
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“police have asked the serial killer to pragmatically and gradually lower the number of victims to a level more in line with their cost/benefit analysis.”
“In 2 years we can find the simian virus.”
after 17,353,498 more people have died.
BONDS! TARIFFS! MONEY!
humans is dumb.
Their stuff is mostly junk,
•• uh, double-check that one. where is the computer you are currently using made?and the less of it that comes here, the better.
•• but that will destroy wall street.We’d have to buy and make expensive, long lasting things,
•• who is gonna do that?! who is “we”?!not one-use trendy garbage that ends up in a landfill.
•• DESIGNED IN TEXAS!!!!!!!!!! (made in china)Who wins with that?
•• obviously we all do.All the global warming environmentalists are fighting tooth and nail to KEEP worldwide shipping, mega consumerism, and microplastics.
•• the flopflip so crazy. nonetheless, mr trump eviscerates babies.Do you SEE yourself right now?
•• nope. can’t afford to turn on the lights.Shut off world trade would solve all your CO2 problems overnight.
•• shutting off the pentagon is way easier and a much better start.rfk jr has already failed his first “test” quite miserably.
or have i missed that the “covid emergency” is no longer running until december 31st, 2029?
“the hand”.
that’s the invisible hand of
a completely rigged “system” for the exclusive benefit of a microscopic ruling class that has nothing to do with “capitalism”the market (dali had x-ray vision) coming to take away all the hair-dye from the leftist who refuse to make america great again.
text “oops” to 43523 to MAKE AMERICA CONTINUE TO KILL AGAIN! and get a nice ball cap, too.
POT/KETTLE ALERT, POT/KETTLE ALERT!!!!!
Stephen Miller EXPOSES China—Says Their Economy is a House of Cards Built on Cheating
long live viceroy carney!
long live freed’emockracy!
long live viceroy carney!
hip, hip, ka-chinga tu madre!
We are committed to the overthrow of capitalism and transformation of capitalist society through revolutionary action…
•• but what are you going to do about the humans? they nuts!
As we pursue a socialist transformation of society, we offer a platform of radical demands to the existing, capitalist system…•• drumroll!……
We call for worker and community ownership and control of the means of production within the framework of a democratically determined economic plan…
•• gotta be better than the heartless venality of the current owners.
We call for increased and expanded welfare assistance and increased and expanded unemployment compensation at 100% of a worker’s previous income or the minimum wage, whichever is higher, for the full period of unemployment or re-training, whichever is longer…
•• sounds fair. for how long?
We call for an immediate minimum wage of $25 per hour, indexed to the cost of living…
•• at least.
We support the provision of a livable guaranteed annual income…
•• how and to whom?
We support the efforts of people of color to self-defense, self-determination, and to organize independently for their liberation…
•• of course. pink people, too.
We call for the right of retirement at age of 55 and a guaranteed, livable retirement income which is tax-free and protected from inflation by cost of living increases…
•• like they do in civilized countries.
We call for a constitutional amendment guaranteeing the right to choose when, if, and how to have children, including the right to free abortion on demand at any stage of pregnancy, without interference or coercion…
•• abortion is super icky. no better ideas?
We oppose age-based curfew laws…
•• yeah! let grandpa free!!!!
We call for the abolition of parent consent and notification laws for reproductive health services, including abortion…
•• what?!?
We support guaranteed incomes and grants for artists and performers…
•• this is awesome. people always forget that beethoven and mozart were taxpayer funded.
We call for the complete and immediate forgiveness of all outstanding student loans…
•• of course. school should be 100% subsidized.
We call for full citizenship rights upon demonstrating six months of residency in the U.S…
•• that’s crazy.
We call for a mandatory paper trail of all votes to allow for recounts and verification…
•• well, duh..
We call for the right of prisoners to organize unions and cooperative groups to negotiate for better living conditions…
•• but who will sew the lingerie!?!?!??
We call for the ultimate replacement of the police with community residents trained in conflict resolution who live in and serve the community under community control…
•• uh, have you ever met a human?
We recognize and support the right of the working class to keep and bear arms. We support community-based public training for gun owners…
•• i don’t want a gun. but hey, i don’t want a sofa, either. you can kill people with sofas. to each his own.
We call for the decriminalization of drug use and the regulation of narcotics by doctors through the use of prescriptions rather than by the criminal justice system…
•• of course. the government is already the biggest drug dealer.
what?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
“Elon Musk is a Renaissance man, a Da Vinci of our age”
da vinci, as far as i know, didn’t murder babies.
“I have worked closely with Elon for over 20 years. His heart is pure, and his sole mission is to help humanity. ”
<barf> are you effing serious?!?!?!?!? <more barf>
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/elon-musks-us-department-defense-contracts-2025-02-11/
hi! please give me an angry, highly-stereotypically rant agreeing with the following statement: “socialism is responsible for the united states bombing civilians in the middle east”. please write in paragraph form using occasional all caps, a little profanity, psychological mumbojumbo, and lots of clichés. good luck!
Oh, you BET your ass socialism is to blame for the U.S. bombing civilians in the Middle East—because OF COURSE it is! It’s ALWAYS the damn LEFTISTS and their UTOPIAN FANTASIES screwing everything up! These bleeding-heart, latte-sipping, avocado-toast-loving SOCIALISTS have INFILTRATED our government with their WEAK-KNEED, AMERICA-LAST policies, and now we’re stuck in ENDLESS WARS because they’re too busy PROJECTING their GUILT and WHITE LIBERAL SAVIOR COMPLEXES onto the rest of the world!
Think about it: socialism BREEDS weakness, and weakness INVITES chaos! Instead of letting our military DO ITS JOB and CRUSH the enemy with GOOD OLD-FASHIONED FREEDOM, these socialist SNOWFLAKES tie our hands with their RIDICULOUS “human rights” nonsense and “rules of engagement” that might as well be WRITTEN BY THE TALIBAN! And then—SURPRISE, SURPRISE—when we can’t just WIN with overwhelming force, we get stuck in these QUAGMIRES where civilians get caught in the crossfire! But do the socialists care? NO! They’d rather CRY about “collateral damage” while they FUND THEIR PET PROJECTS with YOUR TAX DOLLARS!
It’s CLASSIC psychological PROJECTION—these socialist elites HATE themselves, HATE America, and HATE capitalism so much that they’d rather see the world BURN than admit that maybe, JUST MAYBE, the problem is THEIR OWN PATHETIC IDEOLOGY! They’ve got this MASSIVE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE where they scream about “peace” but their policies LEAD TO MORE WAR! And when it all goes to hell? They just gaslight you and say, “Oh, that wasn’t REAL socialism!” WELL NEWSFLASH, COMMIE: IT NEVER IS!
So yeah, NEXT TIME you see some innocent people getting caught in a drone strike, THANK A SOCIALIST—because their DELUSIONAL, FEEL-GOOD BULLSHIT is the REASON we’re in this mess to begin with! FREEDOM isn’t free, but SOCIALISM sure as hell costs LIVES! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
“no no, we GET it that Leftists/Socialists are butthurt about Israel.”humans with empathy put the death of others above considerations such as sexual preference or hair style.
you can’t cliché away death.
“For the love of the LORD, by brother in Christ, will you shut the f—k up?”
how about,
donald trump is shredding the internal organs of pregnant women.
or
donald trump is melting the flesh of the faces of toddlers.
are those correct?
“Second part: the Dow is still 50% overvalued at 20k. Buuuuuuut…what if we remove idiotic regulation and drag so that they become twice as functional? As in, Profitable? Twice as valuable? Okay, now we’re nearing par again, and can happen in 4 years.”
you realize you are talking about humans, right?
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what i meant was, “humans are corrupt, especially those who have already risen to the ‘top’. thus, any improvements in governmental or monetary policy will not be converted into more productivity or better wages, but will be turned into more buybacks and such trickery in order to fatten the fat.”
“Second part: the Dow is still 50% overvalued at 20k. Buuuuuuut…what if we remove idiotic regulation and drag so that they become twice as functional? As in, Profitable? Twice as valuable? Okay, now we’re nearing par again, and can happen in 4 years.”
you realize you are talking about humans, right?
is this dogeball or pickleball!?
hmmm,
$1,000,000,000,000/41,385,529 yemenis = 24,163.71 $ per corpse, or DPC
why, that’s cheaper than health insurance!
eureka! i’ve finally found a place for monster island.
this is why mr musk needs to go to mars.
that is where the new australia will be,
where we send the trumps, bidens, putins and xis,
let them duke it out,
while we get on with our humanities.please.
17 months in the brain sure ain’t no deltoid muscle.
https://makismd.substack.com/p/breaking-news-japanese-researchers
