those darned kids
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what an evolution!
we are now at the stage where the most important global forum is called “twitter”,
and that “twitter”‘s primary function is to extract profits from your thoughts.
go humans!
mpsk: “if good people got into politics, politics might do some good.”
i believe 4% of the population are sociopaths. those with bad teeth become criminals, those with good teeth become politicians.
it matters not the type of governance, be it theocracy, democracy, sociocracy, kingocracy, communocracy, these people scramble very hard to be that guy.
the scum rises to the top.
scrap all elections. governments must be chosen by random selection from the populace.
i got in trouble when i was four because i wrote down all the bad words i knew on one piece of paper.
i was four.
looks like justin’s toughguy gambit is backfiring.
good.
https://338canada.com/polls.htm
my guess is he called the election for september 20th in order to get it over with before a bunch of people start getting really sick in october/november.
optics, and such.
oxy: in the linked workplace document, these are the word counts:
must 56
comply 28
matilda 0
require 88
authorise 70
waltzing 0
permit 55
officer 21
directions 112Up jumped the swagman and sprang into the billabong.
“You’ll never catch me alive!” said he
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong:
“You’ll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me.”IT’S A DEADLY PANDEMIC! RUN FOR THE HILLS! GO TO THE MALL!)
don’t forget to get some cinnamon buns, too.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Security_Intelligence_Service
i live in ontario. don’t tell nobody.
mpsk: i empathize with your plight. my father landed in hospital for two weeks post-injection. they called it “pneumonia”. now he has trouble walking. the rest of my family blames “the hospital stay”.
thomasjkenney: wow, so cool. i’ll fire up the burro for that one. i live in flat land, so my biggest challenge are the prevailing south-west winds.
upstate: i live in csis country, five-eyes and such. really flat. actually, many oneida people (descendants of former upstateNYers) live close by. lotsa corn, lotsa soya.
upstate: “Just need to find each other somehow.” thanks, raúl.
thanks, upstate. i’m actually quite frustrated. i keep waiting for the humans to evolve, but they just seem to want to go to costco instead.
tomorrow, i’m going to call up a candidate from a right-wing party to see if he opposes fascism. i hope he’ll say yes.
it seems the only people near here who want anything to do with freedom are the people who are in favour of everything else i am against.but, without freedom ¿how can i tell them they are wrong?
i do wonder, however, if my being on <scary>THE LIST<more scary> will prevent my being able to vote in the upcoming
charadeelection.last time, i put smily faces in the little circles. this time, any port in a storm.
FDA NOTICE: Due to the high volume of people trying not to die, the Forced Discipline Administration must now take the following steps to prevent such preventions:
i) All animal care products containing Ivermectin shall now mandatorily contain Limburger cheese flavoring, in addition to coarse builders sand in order to prevent non-livestock consumption;
ii) All animal care products containing Ivermectin shall be available only with a notarized veterinarian’s prescription in triskadecatuplicate copy in standard sanskrit formulations in accordance with Fudged Data Administration guidelines;
iii) All animal care products containing Ivermectin shall be packaged in containers depicting how horribly the dumb folk of Mississippi have died injecting their tushies with this shit;
and iv) All animal care products containing Ivermectin shall only be available for purchase with SDRs available from your local IMF branch.
We at the Farcical Decision Administration appreciate your
donationspatience during these unprecedented times of global health emergency thingy.get the ivermectin now. in black swan time, it could come in handy.
plus, i imagine they are going to spike it with something unhumanable and/or make it vetscript only soon.
hot tip for DEFLATIONISTA!!!!!!!!
go get ’em, tigerrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
mr. trudeau has his assignment!
ready for new world alignment!
selling your future on consignment!
throw them novaxx in confinement!
but do it nice, with refinement!
now, safety squads, your deployment!
no one worthy of deferment!
fervent derangement, our curtailment!
embodiment of embarrassment!
novaxx’s future, impoverishment,
imprisonment.•ª•ª•ª•ª•ª•ª•ª•ª•ª•ª•ª•ª•ª•ª•ª•ª•ª•ª•ª•ª•ª•ª•ª•
O Canada! Our home on native land!
True believers at Justin’s firm command.
Car ton visage sait porter le masque,
Il sait porter le jab!
Ton futur est une épopée
Des plus fasciste exploits.
God please save our land, this I beg of thee!
O Canada, you’re getting rather crappy.
O Canada, you’re not exactly sane.Funny we’ve been talking about this all week, and now this gets 1 million views at Zero Hedge.
that’s easy. just change the name of this site to “Zero Earth”.
expatkiwi: they use trusted and proven methods.
mr. gates should be locked away on monster island with only a dial-up connection running explorer on windows 8.
just as historians refer to the 1930’s as “the great depression”,
historians will refer to the 2020’s as “the great anxiety”.
But, you know all of this already, right…..?
“Security experts say they are watching closely to see how, exactly, the U.S. responds to ISIS-K—and whether military retaliation against the terrorist group runs the risk of drawing American forces back into Afghanistan. “The next thing you know, it will be a redux of what happened with al-Qaeda in 2001,” Taneja says.”
https://time.com/6093298/isis-k-kabul-airport-attack/
hahahahahaha, ¡time!
[funny how time mag tears apart america’s frontline doctors, yet praises america’s frontline fascists]
George Bush Center for Intelligence
hahahahaha!
the anthony fauci center for honesty
the joseph r. biden jr. center for ethics and leadership
the barack obama center for poverty reduction
the richard cheney center for peace studies
the donald j. trump center for class and sophistication
the mohammad bin salman center for minority rights
the jeff bezos center for empathydoc d: didn’t you hear about the deir ez-zor/langley/kabul pipeline? more sludge than keystone 7, and much more difficult to refine.
dear, jeff:
2. The number of homeless in the US is estimated at 552,830.
#1 Jeff Bezos REAL TIME NET WORTH $191.8B
$191,800,000,000/552,830humans = $346,942.10/human
so, jeff, buddy, whaddaya say? if you give $200,000 to each homeless person you’d still have $81,234,000,000 left. that’s enough to buy fiji, and still have enough left over to go to mars each august.
do the right thing, jeff. it’s time. do you want history to remember you as the biggest jerk ever? like evil, we got hitler, cheney, that dude in cambodia..
but, jerk? we got you.
jeff?
if the u.s. has been using daesh as its proxy force in syria for years now (eg. the city of deir ez-zor) ¿what just happened in kabul?
leper colonies have arrived!
australia moves one step closer to gaza..
goats have beautiful eyes. it reflects their rebellious nature.
we have too many sheep, and far too few goats.
darkmatter: yep, that’s about right. i mentioned at the beginning of this adventure that it would be much cheaper and far, far easier to give every afghan a job, a house and a big screen t.v.
deflationista: those are excellent findings shown in table 4. let’s hope things continue that way in the long term.
i have seen similar graphs, tables and data for treatments such as ivermectin and hcq. let’s hope things continue that way in the long term.
i have seen similar graphs, tables and data for the immunity the great squid in the sky gave us*. let’s hope things continue that way in the long term.
why do we have to choose one method over the other? can’t we have all three? can’t we have none of the above? if one method works ¿would not the users of others have nothing to fear?
why do we have no say in what method we would like for ourselves? why do we get to choose which bungee chord, paraglider or cigarette brand, but we cannot choose what is supposed to be good for us?
how, on the great squid’s given earth ¿could any <echo>MERE MORTAL </echo> suddenly understand all the complexities of a superduper, itsybitsy little thingy that we were all politely informed was so novel, so hypnomystical, that there was no way to stop it but run and hide under our television sets?
how?
who can know so much?
*thanks.
