Debt Rattle August 20 2026

LARRY & PEPE:Trump Tried to Buy Iran’s Revolutionary Guard IRAN REJECTS TRUMP’S BILLIONS IN BRIBES

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Trump Is Desperate to Save the Dollar Ponzi Scheme UNZ
Which is why he’s backing the U.S. with productivity, oil, and gold — the #Opposite of a Ponzi. You’re a genius.

But Dollar — suddenly! One day! — from 101 to almost 97. Gold up $200 in a pop. Etherium up 20% in an hour. Oil at $88 or something. This is a day-spike, but does it MEAN something? Probably. Probably they’re prepping for the Sept 22nd market crash, set up out of Japan to crush Europe. However, we will experience it too. And shift the US$ to the new Tether/gold basis, off the Ponzi basis. That causes ripples, same as when they put it ON, in 1974, or tried the financial coup in 2008.

Speaking of doing coups for oligarchs: “Barack Hussein Obama said ‘I want this done,’ ” I want to overthrow the United States government. @CIADirector “All the world can now see the truth: Brennan, Clapper and Comey manipulated…”

This is why I always trust the CIA, the FBI, and all the Experts, if they are headlined by globe-trotting oligarchs like Bezos and Murdoch. Yup. RussiaRussiaRussia. When have they ever lied?

Starlink 11,000 satellites. We’re all going to die, aren’t we? There’s no escaping Skynet now.

““.. Kpler Says US Navy Gaining Ground In Hormuz ..”

I mean, sure, but they can always get a few missiles. We already know England will sell hundreds to any Nazi regime they can find.

Also in the article: Iran used Words. Lots of them! Nouns, Adjectives, Verbs… They did NOT use artillery and missiles though. I mean, two? Easily shot down? Maybe they weren’t even shot, maybe Iran lobbed them while having no more targeting gear to assemble them with. Who knows?

But they’re not out of “Words” yet. Okay. Words are a renewable resource out your air hole.

“• Iran’s Latest Warning Signals The Hardliners Are Just Getting Started (CNN)

They also have a lot of “Signals”. They are signaling the f—k out of this puppy. Direct, hard, firm Signals. …And no bombs. Okay well “Men” and “Armies” ignore trash talk. Only little sissy girls and the Media (but I repeat myself) pretend that Talk = Violence. It’s not. Clue phone.

Also, do they plan on ever attacking us sometime? I’m ridiculously disappointed in them. I mean, don’t they love us anymore? C’mon, there are MILLIONS of major unprotected targets in the U.S. and all U.S. so-called security is a joke. Can’t you PRETEND to care and hit at least ONE of them? Don’t let Trans-Furries out do you, Iran!

Do we need to mail you the definition of “War” here? Trying to keep up general respect for the “enemy” but Iran makes it so, so hard.

“A new generation of more maneuverable ballistic missiles with cluster warheads, plus innovative use of drones, indicates Iran has adapted tactics rapidly over recent months”

This is true, but they have like TWO of them. Because they’re in blockade and depended on China and Russia who both bailed. So it wouldn’t matter if they had Jewish Space Lasers, if they can only get off one shot per month.

However, the MEDIA is their army, and Lloyd’s of London is their Commander. What more do you need?

“New energy routes would take years to build and come at a heavy cost, IRGC adviser Mohammad Reza Naqdi has told RT..” • Hormuz Can’t Be Replaced – Iranian General (RT)

Sir? Time Exists. That fact is in the PAST, not the Future. We ALREADY re-routed, past tense. It’s over.

Boy he’s got him some great WORDS though. The media lobs those WORDS daily.

“The Strait of Hormuz “will not be opened,” Iranian warned on Tuesday,”

Hundreds of ships are already transiting. Sooo…??? Discuss? Why would we want it opened faster? Only Europe needs it. Please never open it at all.

“the evidence is clear: The United States, patrolling the strait with its navy, is gaining ground – and Iran is losing much of its control of the critical waterway.”

This is probably true, day by day. Every day they have one fewer missile and boat to send. Without Russia and China, they’re screwed. So we can easily assume that Trump cut a deal beforehand in Alaska and at the China meeting. He doesn’t SEEM to have visibly given them anything, so they must not like Iran much either. Only the CIA and Media like them.

““We may win a few primaries, and I was delighted to see the Wisconsin outcome last week,” he said, “with the young fellow Crowley coming from behind.” El-Sayed, “only won by a very, very small amount,”

It seems impossible both were not voter-fraud in a very, very clean and serious way. They had all the signs the DNC establishment dropped THOUSANDS of fake ballots at 3am – worse than any Joe Biden 3am spike. Yes, it’s easy to get in a position where the Party’s Base has to be radical to win…but the general population of your area would prevent them winning in the general. This is constantly true on all sides. A rabidly pro-life, pro-gun, pro-Christian Republican would carry the same risk.

“A newly minted Democratic Socialist of America (DSA) member defeated a Democratic Party establishment favorite who outraised the socialist by 20-to-1.”

Ta-dah! If I were Trump and Musk, I’d PAY them to do this.

What do the DNC need to do? A: Have a platform and help people again. That’s it. That’s the magic. El-Sayed may be a nation-ending radical, but on the ground he’s just pitching wages and health care. …WHICH MEANS THE DEMOCRATS AREN’T. They are selling Orange Man Bad, because they have NO coherent ideas or policies at all, not even LYING. They’re like “Vote for me, you’ll get nothing!” DSA has the sense to LIE and PRETEND to offer something, which they’ll double-cross by giving you (no) Health Care in a bankrupt, Stalinist State.

Anyway, this continues that Trump has no issues over Iran in the midterms. None.

“eliminating “all of President Trump’s tariffs because they’re driving up costs.” That premise has a hole in it. Namely, the runaway inflation Democrats spent months promising the tariffs would trigger simply hasn’t shown up.”

Yeah, I was just going to add. In fact, even WITH Iran gas prices, general inflation isn’t showing up, passing through (yet). It’s only gas as the one-hit. Inflation isn’t great, but it’s identical to the last 20 years. Way, WAY lower — almost flat — compared to Biden.

“Axios — Dems Might Be Commies but Hey, They’re Sexy! (Stephen Kruiser)

They’re the young, and the Left. They only live on Vibes. Never a fact to be found, because if you FEEL it enough, it just becomes true. Meta-contect of that Axios Insert Pic: That’s ‘I’m cheating on my boyfriend and would at the drop of a hat, that’s very cool,’ shows strong values of your in-group. Yup. True. And disavow. Stay away from anyone like this. This, btw, is how they got Justin Trudeau in, one of the worst, most racist, and catastrophic Prime Ministers of all time, with GDP going straight down, and women have yet to take responsibility for it.

Their argument – because I talk to them and ask – is that Republicans would vote for Sarah Palin just because she’s hot, so it’s just what we’re doing! 1) Ew, my God, no. 2) Even people who think she’s attractive, vote her platform, this literally doesn’t happen. 3) What do you think men are? 4) If this is bad — very bad! — why is it not bad when you do it? 5) Also the Media made all this up on TikTok, Sarah Palin or whoever is not really a Thing. That’s not “Reality”, woman, it’s 8th grade girls-table stuff. No one actually behaves that way. But it is to them!!!

But they did to elect Justin! Put him over the edge. But there’s no Canadian Politics anyway, it’s all “Selection”, as we see with Poilievre, and Carney being air-dropped in like an alien-squiddy. This has happened most of my life that none of the Prime Ministers seem duly elected, each one part of a back-room arrangement in defiance of the voters. Even before Malrooney.

But I’m waiting for answers on how Canada should best be saved, as well as productive plans on how the U.S. should act.

““At the same time that Fang was fundraising for Swalwell and sleeping with him, by his own admission, the files show that the FBI knew Fang was tied to China’s Ministry of State Security (MSS), Beijing’s notorious intelligence service ..”

The FBI refused to release this – and save U.S. national security in any way – because “Congressmen would be indicated.” Oh, Great! So there are so, so many OTHER Congressmen doing the same thing, it might embarrass them, and you’d rather have spies in Feinstein’s office every day instead? Go on, tell me all about this!

Thankfully just them. Oh wait, no: the NSA said the same thing yesterday, they had EVERY record that the 2020 election was compromised, REFUSED TO GIVE THE INTEL. Why? Because their one and only job is to CREATE Intel docs. But the only customer of the Intel Docs is the President, their boss and direct-report. So they “decided” not to tell him. Because it would be embarrassing, and ya know, saving the country MIGHT make them LOOK partisan and political. So they’d rather make Intel Docs and not let anyone read them. No one at all. Put them under a basket. Totally logical.

THAT’S NOT ALL! But wait, there’s more! So AFTER that election, THEN you release the docs, the truth, to the NEW (possibly erroneous) President and boss. But they felt Biden wouldn’t want that, you know, reading his mind and “Not being political” again, so they ALSO didn’t release them.

Then there was a Congressional Midterm, and it was an election, so they didn’t release them.

Then it was a Presidential election, 4 years later, and they couldn’t release them.

Then they’d dragged their feet so long, it was embarrassing, and looked political again, and couldn’t release them.

…You getting the picture here? Where “Experts”, “Government” had ONE JOB, and couldn’t do it? At millions and millions and millions spent, with all of Congress and the nation at stake, but ya know, middle-manager zoom conferences, couldn’t make a decision.

Here’s the deal: Your job is to make Intel Docs … FOR SOMEBODY. Whatever is in them, too bad. That’s your ONE Job. If you miss that, 1) everyone should be summarily fired but 2) Too bad for you. You had ONE Job, now you need to release them the second the first problem comes to your attention, that they weren’t released yesterday, when they should have been. That’s the new least-bad situation. 3) If it’s now a year from now, and not released, see #2, where TODAY is still the least-bad release date, whether you look partisan or political or not, you’re DEFINITELY going to look untrustworthy and compromised with each additional day that passes. 4) If that doesn’t happen, refer to #2 and #3, as every day ups the problem by a few percent.

And here we are. STILL Not released, the NSA looks so corrupt now they should be disbanded, turning a tiny bureaucratic pothole into a department and nation-ending crisis. Now it’s not released by them, but IS leaked in the news, with all their 5 years of daily internal dialogue and excuses about how “Now is not a good time”(to do our jobs) while the Republic falls and the American people are battered. While you make 6-figures and the average wage is $36,000.

So. FBI: can’t be trusted, allow all treason. CIA: can’t be trusted, Plans and Executes all Treason. NSA: can’t be trusted, hides all Treason. That’s why when they’re on Fox News, I believe their every word.

But we have a solution: More Government. That’ll fix’r.

And his all started with Swawell, where they could have just pitched him overboard and kept all the rest of the treasonous rats in place. Nope. Eventually 99% corruption is not enough, you need it to be 100%

“• Fauci Advisor Pleads Guilty to “Conspiracy to Defraud the United States” (CTH)

He conspired with nobody, since he was the only one charged. Like Ghislane. She trafficked kids to no one.

“Because the problem for the EU is that it’s getting so dissociated from the realities and concerns of its own people that even the pure data wonks are starting to sound the alarm.”

As we said every day since before 1999. Before they even existed. Right Again, it was so, so easy to see.

“When fully ramped, this factory will pump out 10 million humanoid robots per year “

We don’t need 10 million human robots on earth in total, so I’d say no to this.

Okay, they’re built and out: what do they DO? What do they eat? Who fixes them since they’re always broken, like all computers and cars are? None of your Window 11, GM OnStar cars work, do their basic functions at all, not even badly. So what can we expect his robots to NOT do? Wash dishes? I can do that for free.

No idea what goes through their crooked, demented little heads.

Oh, speaking of “Always broken, humans hate tech with a burning, hell-fire passion” there is a new tractor company with no computers. Because John Deere seems to be trying to cause a human famine as none of their stuff can be fixed anymore. This company is in Canada. Add it to all the kids giving up on streaming, buying the physical CDs and putting them next to their 33 record collections. THAT is how bad tech sucks. Musk included.