This is the most brilliant piece of writing I have read on the brexit trilemma. As a resident of the North-Western part of our likely to become disUnited Kingdom I would suggest to Alexander Aston that his evident sympathies for this part of our country might cause him to choose to relocate here from Oxford.
He would be most welcome, are most foreigners in these underpopulated parts. I was particularly fascinated by the dialects and accents paragraph. Amazing writing from a foreigner!
Thank you for posting it.