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John Rat Cliff
War Criminal CIA Mafiocracy Boss
I didn’t tell Trumpturd that Iran was a Gargantuan Clusterfuck because I’m a Coward & Traitor
HEADLINE:
A Conditional Ceasefire Where the Conditions Were Written by Iran
The Iranians maintain control of the Strait and the shipping passing through still have to pay a toll
Coming or Going
And future discussions will be based of Iranians ten point proposal
Sounds like a Big Win for Iran
And a Big “L” for Trumpturd, desperate to get out of the Clusterfuck of his own doing.
Marc Andreessen
“we’re going to have AI and robots precisely when we actually need them [with populations shrinking] to keep the economy from actually shrinking.”
You mean after Andreessen backed the Californacate Woke Psy-op Agenda of Trans-queer-feminazi-unlimited-abortionondemand-anti family formation-homes to expensive to afford-highest homelessness rate in the nation…. good old Marc sees AI as Jesus Christ come to save the Plebs
Andreessen drips with hypocritical California Dreamin’ condescension.
Don’t have babies ladies, have robots waiting on your every whim.
Or as Musk says, “Just cut them all welfare checks or something just to keep the peace.”
Sell the Ah’mericans Sea Monkeys!
Strait of Iran
Kinda like the name change for the Gulf of America
For Trumpturd it’s similar to being grabbed by the balls….just sayin’……
“JD Vance just went hard against the European Union, slamming tyrannical bureaucrats for trying to destroy Hungary because nationalist Viktor Orban leads them”
JD whine, “Foreign election interference!”
Kidnapping the head of a foreign government is OK though.
Assassinating the head of a foreign government and his family members is OK though
Sponsoring the Maiden Coup in Ukraine is OK though
Vance’s Boss….the Emperor of Lies
• Europe Is On The Verge of a Massive Jet Fuel Shortfall
Euroturdland Airlines are also going to die because Asian airlines can fly straight over Russian air space cutting flight time and thereby huge amounts of jet fuel.
Like Duh!
Another of Trumpturds Wonder Picks
Pistol Pete Hegsdeath
Secretary Of War
SOW
What a Pig
Hegsdeath lives by his Tat
Deus Vult (“God wills it”) tattoo is a Latin phrase historically associated with the First Crusade (1095), often depicted on crusader knights, representing a call to holy war.
Boo Madafakas!
Public Health in the Empire of Lies
They told us to fear the sun. That was a lie.
They told us to fear fat. That was a lie.
They told us to fear cholesterol. That was a lie.
They told us sugar was fine. That was a lie.
They told us vaccines are “safe & effective”. That was a lie.
They told us SSRIs cure depression. That was a lie.
They told us statins prevent strokes. That was a lie.
The last 50 years of public health advice has been a constant stream of lies.
Back on the Chain Gang
Circumstance beyond our control, o-o-oh, o-o-oh
The phone, the TV and the news of the world
Got in the house like a pigeon from Hell, o-o-oh, o-o-oh
Threw sand in our eyes and descended like flies
Trumpturd’s Victory Timeline
Trump’s “victory timeline” claims.
Mar 3: “We won the war.”
Mar 7: “We defeated Iran.”
Mar 9: “We must attack Iran.”
Mar 9: “The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.”
Mar 11: “You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: “We did win, but we haven’t won completely yet.”
Mar 13: “We won the war.”
Mar 14: “Please help us.”
Mar 15: “If you don’t help us, I will certainly remember it.”
Mar 16: “Actually, we don’t need any help at all.”
Mar 16: “I was just testing to see who’s listening to me.”
Mar 16: “If NATO doesn’t help, they will suffer something very bad.”
Mar 17: “We neither need nor want NATO’s help.”
Mar 17: “I don’t need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO.”
Mar 18: “Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz.”
Mar 19: “US allies need to get a grip – step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz.”
Mar 20: “NATO are cowards.”
Mar 21: “The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don’t use it, we don’t need to open it.”
Mar 22: “This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait”
Mar 22: “Iran is Dead”
Mar 23: “We had very good and productive talks with Iran.”
Mar 24: “We’re making progress.”
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: “Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away.”
Mar 27: “We don’t have to be there for NATO.”
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: “Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences.”
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was “very close” and that Iran would “do the right thing”
Apr 1: “We’ll see what happens very soon.”
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: “Something big is going to happen.”
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply “immediately” or face further consequences.
What an utter embarrassment for Ah’merica, a dementia petulant War CriminalApr 5: “Open the fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.”
Britain was successfully invaded by the Dutch in 1688
Who set up the the Bank of England in 1690 to finance Amsterdam’s commerce/wars.Initially the “British Empire” was for Amsterdam and London, later, the Bank and the City of London.
Nothing else.
Jimmy Carr’s take
“The Roman Empire didn’t fall. It became the Church.”
And the British Empire?
According to Jimmy, it didn’t collapse either — it simply turned into a bank.
Hate to break the bad news Jimmy but the Vatican also became a bank, but for The Satanic Epstein Class Cabal
The Empire of Lies?
It became an International Satanic Epstein Class Extortion Loan Shark Racket enforcing it’s will with 800+ “Branch Banks’ around the world.
• US Does Not Rely on Strait of Hormuz Oil, but Impact Still Hits Pump Prices
Another Whopper Lie.
The Empire of Lies, Lies, Lies :
Based on 2026 data and forecasts,
The U.S. continues to import significant quantities of crude oil, with figures often falling within the 6–7 million barrels per day (bpd) range, despite being a net exporter of total petroleum.
Key details regarding U.S. oil imports in 2026:
Import Levels:As of early 2026, the U.S. continued to import roughly 6.2 to 6.6 million barrels per day of crude oil.
The “Refinery Mismatch”:
Although the U.S. produces a record amount of its own oil (projected to average 13.5–13.6 million bpd in 2026), much of it is “light, sweet” crude.
Many U.S. refineries, particularly on the Gulf Coast, are designed to process “heavy, sour” crude, forcing the U.S. to import this heavier oil from foreign suppliers while exporting its own.
Net Importer vs. Net Exporter:
While the U.S. remains a net importer of crude oil, it is a net exporter of total petroleum (including refined products like gasoline and diesel).
• Time for Europe to Defend Itself
Ursula Always Lyin want to duplicate NATO which already requires 5% of GDP to go towards Empire of Lies MIC Maggot useless weapons purchases and create ANOTHER ‘defense’ scam by making a new duplicate EU Army which also purchases Empire of Lies MIC Maggot useless weapons.
A Two’fer
Double the Grift n’ Graft of MIC Maggots.
Excellent
Euroturdland puts the revolver to the roof of its mouth and cocks the trigger.
Goodbye Cruel World. (GCW)Boom, all gone!
Buy MOAR MIC weapons you Eurotrash Madafakas!
The war with Iran is intensifying and Iran is launching better missiles and hitting targets more consistently.
Trumpturd is a lying sack-o-shite
NOTICE Phase ONE of the Iranian missile blitz got rid of the majority of Empire of Lies and Zionaziland AD missiles.
Phase TWO
Is going after second tier targets with greater accuracy and larger warheads.
