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Were in Good Hands
Say Hallelujah!
Trumpturd’s “Spiritual Advisor” and personal pastor, evangelist Paula White … who prayed with him yesterday in the white house says:
Paula White, the Horse’s Mouth:
“Where ever I go God rules, when I walk on White house grounds, God walks on White house grounds.
I have every right and authority to declare the White house Holy Grounds because I was standing there and where I stand is Holy.
Saying No to President Trump is like saying No to God….”
Seems reasonable
When you sacrifice and eat babies that is.
https://x.com/i/status/2029860273855811795
Putin Cuts Off EU from Any Russian Fossil Fuel, Just When They Need It
Duplicitous Lying Shitbag Trumpturd Want to Lift Sanctions on RussiaWhy save Euroturdland from energy disaster Donald?
You that stupid?
State of the Nation
The Empire of Lies Wears Many Hats
Epic
Hard to Top
Narko Marko, Lookin’ Up!
Aces
Trumpturd: “The Empire of Lies Navy will escort oil tankers thru the Strait of Hormuz!”
Oh No! Moar Fake&Gay from Donaldaro!
Energy Secretary Wright also tried to help by claiming a tanker had transited under Navy escort.
Oil dropped 8% in eight minutes. (naked primitive narrative manpiulation. NPNM)
…then clawed back even faster when the post was deleted and Iran’s Parliament Speaker screen-shotted it with the caption “Maybe on PlayStation!” –
Hahahahaha!
The intern took the fall, but the broader point is that someone, somewhere, keeps needing the dials to read “open for business”.
Meanwhile, Iran is exporting more oil than before the war started.
No traffic jams when you are the traffic warden.
The WSJ confirmed it: 2.1 million barrels per day, up 100,000 from pre-war levels.
Every barrel going to China.
Hahahaha stop, make it stop hahahaha!
The IEA
Limp Wristed Fake&Gay
They’d like a round of applause.
hahahaha
It will cover approximately four to five days of global consumption.Well, that was easy
The Hormuz disruption has already removed an estimated 450 million barrels from circulation.
The Empire of Lies spreading Destruction Everywhere It Pops Up It’s Pointed Little Head
Qatar told its entire population to stay indoors today.“The Ministry of Interior issued a national emergency alert to every phone in the country:
stay inside, close windows, stay away from exposed areas, prepare for falling debris.A “serious security threat” from aerial interceptions.
The nation hosting the largest US base in the Middle East:
That exports 20% of the planet’s LNG,
issued a shelter-in-place to seven million people.”
LNG, isn’t that like, you know, really, really explosive?
Inquiring minds would like to know.
Qatar is TOAST
Trumpturd
No Plan No Ideas No Brain
Ask the AI
How many Western Data centers are their in the Middle East?
“There are approximately 170 to 300 existing data centers in the Middle East
With the highest concentration in the UAE (55-57)
Saudi Arabia (52)
Israel (53-54).
The region is experiencing rapid growth, with over 100 additional facilities planned or under construction
Sound of an Iranian missile barrage…sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
with NO INTERCEPTORS
KABOOM, KABOOM, KABOOM
No more Data for you Donaldard!
OVH, the largest hosting provider in Europe, has suffered a terrible fire that destroyed the data center
Someone forgot to tell Khatam al-Anbiya.
They sent out wave 37 and ran out of numbers – or patience:And will switch to fire-at-will in the morning.
Trumpturd has unlocked the Gates of Hell
Financial Hell
‘infrastructure for infrastructure, barrel for barrel.’ Today they hit a bank.
Not the vault – the servers.
Haha, what a maroon that Trumpturd is!
The IRGC’s response: Khatam al-Anbiya declared all US and Israeli-linked economic centres and banks in the Gulf legitimate military targets.Hahaha
Citizens advised to stay one kilometre from any US or Israeli financial institution. In Dubai, Manama, and Kuwait City, that radius covers half the city.
The named targets: Google, Microsoft, Palantir, IBM, Nvidia. Regional offices. Commercial infrastructure.
Citibank is evacuating its Dubai office.
Trumpturd Think He’s in the Driver’s Seat
He’s only a legend in his own mind
The Iranians are going to ‘make the rumble bounce’ where the Empire of Lies had their ‘former’ bases.CONFIRMED: The Minab school was struck because outdated DIA intelligence had the building listed as part of a nearby naval base.
Old maps, 168 dead children.
Trump told the cameras it was Iran.
Liar, Liar pants on Fire
The Iranians have PLENTY Left to Target
Iran confirmed that the Sejjil missile now sits in its active combat inventory.
“It’s Iran’s longest-range solid-fuel ballistic missile, and the “solid fuel” distinction is more important than it sounds.
Liquid-fuelled missiles require a fueling window before launch – a window where satellites spot the preparation, where intercept options exist, where someone can theoretically make a phone call.
The Sejjil has no fuelling window. It rolls out pre-loaded. It fires.
Range: 2,000 to 2,500 kilometres:
Covering every US base in the region and extending into southern Europe’s southern tier.
Speed: Mach 17 at terminal phase.
The intercept window at that velocity is measured in seconds.”
The Empire and It’s Emperor of Lies
March, 11: No ceasefire, No tankers, No plan
“Twelve days ago, Iran fired in response to being bombed. They fired again in response to the next bombing. And the one after that. The principle: You bomb us, we bomb you. Always escalating, yes, but still inside a framework. Reciprocal. Proportional. A war with rules.
That ended today.
The IRGC announced that Tehran’s policy of “reciprocal hits” is over.
From now on?
Continuous strikes.
Not in response to anything.
Not after a trigger.
Continuously.
The framework isn’t suspended. It’s been dissolved.”
Tough Titties for Trumpturd
Reading the Riot at to the Empire of Lies
Losing Face by the MinuteCol. Ali Razmjou, speaking for Khatam al-Anbiya – the joint command running all of Iran’s armed forces – issued three declarations that should raise every US commander’s hackles:
#1 “We will never allow even a single liter of oil to pass through the Strait of Hormuz for the benefit of America, the Zionists, or their partners”
#2. “Any vessel or oil shipment […] will be a legitimate target for us”
#3. “You should prepare for $200 per barrel”
That’s it. That’s the new doctrine.
The Empire of Lies and Trumpturd are already Big Losers
An Epstein Class Stiffy
Trump & Epstein Titanic Statue on Mall in Washington
A New Wrinkle
Short Term Gain for Long Term PAIN
The Strait of Hormuz will stay closed until Iran is compensated for damage caused by US and Israeli attacks, according to Iranian professor Foad Izadi.
One by one
Iranian drone hitting a Omani oil storage in the Port of Salalah.
https://x.com/i/status/2031799704317518176
The drone very accurately, a row of six massive oil tanks, the drone sails over head then goes straight into one of the tanks massive explosion.
I wonder how many gallons of crude went up in smoke from a $20-50K drone.
Each tank holds approx 712,500 barrels (roughly 29.9 million gallons) per tank.
Brent Crude today approx: $94 X 712,500 barrels = $67 million dollars GONE
Iran only had to spend an average of $35K on the drone.
First Target for the 2000lb Iranian Warheads
No Air Defense
For symbolism purposes.
The Zionazi Knesset
Vaporize it
Put a Happy Face on the missile for Good Luck
BLOWHARD ALERT:
Trump posted the threat. “If Iran does anything that stops the flow of Oil within the Strait of Hormuz, they will be hit TWENTY TIMES HARDER. Death, Fire, and Fury.”
The IRGC responded with five words: “Not a single liter of oil”.
Addressed to the one country that profits from every hour the strait stays closed.
Putin doesn’t need Hormuz. He needs Hormuz to be closed.
And Iran just wrote him a love letter in his own language.
The ‘Market” is more than just Oil
Trumpturd will need more than Bullshit to bring the next world food crop to harvest
One third of the world’s fertilizer trade transits the Strait of Hormuz.
The Strait is closed.
Urea hit $584.50 per ton. Up 29% in eleven days. Up 52% year on year.
I wrote on day six that planting season doesn’t wait for ceasefires. It still doesn’t. The crop that wasn’t planted doesn’t grow retroactively.
That sentence bears repeating because nobody in Washington seems to have heard it the first time.
No Exit
Same day the Wall Street Journal reports Trump’s people begging for an exit ramp.
Same day the S&P rallied to within 2.5% of its all-time high.
The market heard “exit”. Iran said “no exit”. The market chose to believe the Trumpturd real estate guys.
Again.
During the 12 day ‘war’ all the pundits and experts were peeing their panties when the Iranians dropped the number of launches only to increase the accuracy and payload.
Same deal now but they won’t stop at 12 days.
The Minimum 1-ton warheads are being warmed up.
Trumpturd & Ah’..merica launched its biggest war in twenty years on the advice of two real estate guys and a former Fox News host.
.Nobody in any intelligence agency ever assessed this. No military body claimed it. It was real estate due diligence applied to geopolitics, and the closing costs are measured in children.”
This will end in Defeat
The small stuff is over. Everything inbound from this point carries the weight of a small sedan.
353 Hezbollah rocket alerts in a single barrage. Jerusalem, Haifa, Netanya.
Oh thats gotta hurt….
Bottom of the barrel
Iranian missiles hitting Tel Avi last night with NO INTERCEPTORS
CBS News sources confirmed that over the eleven-day course of Operation Epic Fury, the U.S. lost ELEVEN General Atomics MQ-9 Reaper drones.
At roughly $30 million apiece, the losses likely cost taxpayers more than $330 million.
Trumpturd will just PRINT moar money to cover the Clusterfuck.
Profiles in Courage
According to the New York Post
, a prison guard assigned to Jeffrey Epstein reportedly Googled him minutes before he was found dead and made a $5,000 cash deposit days earlier.Tova Noel was one of the two Metropolitan Correctional Center workers accused of falsifying records to say they checked on Epstein throughout the night before his Aug. 10, 2019, suicide.
The guards were fired but criminal charges against both were later dropped.
Nothing to see here, move along…..
Say, “Cheese”
“Put this garbage in a Burn Bag”
It was a delicious day when Putin told Modi that because India had betrayed another BRICS member by going to Zionaziland and licking Bibi butthole and signing deals that Russia would still sell oil to India to bail it out of No Oil from the Persian Gulf.
BUT Modi would have to pay $5 a barrel HIGHER than Brent,
thus effectively clawing back all the previous savings that India had accumulated from the earlier below the going rate for oil.Modi, like Erdoğan is a duplicitous two faced liar, cowardly cockroach, and all all around world class Kunt.
Hindus like Jews always hate to pay full retail for anything much less $5 per barrel more than the going rate.
Some of Modi’s top backers are Zionazi ass kissers. Feeling the burn, feeling the butthurt….
The Russians are India’s only lifeline in the present situation in the Gulf.
Nice that Putin finally showed a little teeth.
