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HOW STUPID ARE LIBERAL WOMEN?
Childless Cat Ladies of the World Unite!
Demonrats holding up the SAVE Act show they really think Women are Stupid
“For shits and giggles, I decided to see just how hard it would be to replace my birth certificate, Social Security card, AND my marriage license, since Democrats think women are too stupid to figure it out.
Here’s how it went:1. Birth certificate: Contacted the health department of the county where I was born. They OVERNIGHTED a certified copy to me the next day – total cost, $14.
2. SS Card: Contacted Social Security on their site. They asked if I was sure I needed the card, since I ‘won’t likely be asked for it.’ I went ahead and got it – took five business days to arrive – total cost, $0.
3. Marriage License: Went to the ‘vital docs’ site of the county where we were hitched. Filled everything out online, arrived in three days – total cost, $5.
It cost less than $20 to obtain all three certified/legal documents, and it took less than five business days to receive them.
Note: if I had lived where I was born or married, it would have been a day. Tops.
Anyone telling you this is too hard or unfair is lying and hiding the real reason they want to stop Voter ID.
“Trump launched into another frantic flip-flop, this time threatening Iran’s civilian power plants should the Strait which he himself just yesterday dismissed as irrelevant not be immediately re-opened within 48 hours…“
Trumpturd Pinching another loaf……
If The Emperor of Lies keeps telling Lie upon Lie upon Lie upon Lie upon Lie..
One can only hope the Gods will reward him appropriately….
Israel Seeks To Disrupt Russian-Iranian Arms Transfer Route In The Caspian Sea
Hey, maybe Russia should just directly hit Zionaziland with an Oreshnik
I think it’s a very good bet that if Naziyahoo uses a nuclear device on Iran that Russia will in fact nuke Zionaziland and save Humanity from the cancer of Is-Real-Hell.
Make Zionaziland look like Gaza
So after the Empire of Lies aids and abets with targeting data Ukronaziland in launching record drone attacks on Russia, well….the next day….
Russia Launches Largest One-Day Drone Blitz Of Ukraine War
Nearly a Thousand in One Day on Ukronaziland
Hey, Make Ukraine Look Like Gaza
Meanwhile…..
Zionaziland has run out of AD
I hope Iran launches a thousand missiles in a day on Zionaziland like Russia did on Ukronaziland
Tit for Tat
An Eye for an EyeGot Your Panties in a Bunch about Eurotrashland’s Islamic Problem?
The Muslim’s are Going to Out Bred You White Folks by Design
Family formation according to Feminist Wokism is Sexist Misogyny
Yah, I talkin’ to you Buddy
This is partially as a result of marrying your Brother
And partially as a result of being a krooked kunt.
Russia can not afford to have the Empire of Lies and Zionaziland controlling Iran in any way which is just a hop skip and jump across the Caspian from Russia’s southern border.
“Col. Macgregor predicts Putin has already delivered a terrifying ultimatum to Netanyahu: If Israel dares to use a nuclear weapon in the Middle East, Russia will drop a nuclear weapon on Israel.”
Without the nuclear option Zionaziland is toast.
It has no AD and Iran will dissect it like a high school biology frog.
Trumpturd’s Gallipoli Moment is rapidly approaching.Liar, Liar Pants on Fire and his Epstein Class Media Whores have peddled the fable that Iran’s missile launchers are almost all gone.
Even while 3 or 4 WAVES of missiles are launched each day and increasing in volume per day.
Noooooooo
• IEA Head Warns Iran War Sparked Energy Crisis Worse Than 1970s
• IEA Head Warns Satanic Epstein Class Sparked Energy Crisis Worse Than 1970s
“Can you say……..”
ma-fi-o-cra-cy
Noun
mafiocracy (plural mafiocracies)no. 1 Government by mafiosi; (loosely) government by organized crime.
no. 2 An instance of such government; a government that is run by mafiosi or similar crime lords.The Satanic Epstein Class
A Transnational Mafiocracy is a globalized, borderless criminal network where organized crime groups infiltrate state structures, corrupt government officials, and directly influence public policy to protect illicit operations
These networks engage in trafficking, money laundering, and violence, often operating as a “New Authoritarianism” that undermines democracy and the rule of law.
Key Characteristics and Impacts:
Government Infiltration: Criminal entities, such as the Mafia, move beyond simple bribery into the absorption of state apparatuses to create safe havens.
Economic Dominance: These networks represent a “globalized illegal economy,” using modern technology and cryptocurrencies to move funds and goods, often resulting in massive financial losses, such as an estimated $90 billion yearly in Africa.
Technological Shift: The rise of AI encrypted communications, the dark web, and digital financial systems enables criminals to act with relative impunity.
International Reach: Criminal activities, including human trafficking, narcotics, and arms smuggling, require coordinated worldwide law enforcement cooperation.
Echos of Gallipoli: Hormuz and the Geography of Hubris
“History is not a teacher, it teaches nothing. History is a warden, and it punishes for poorly learned historical lessons”
– Vladimir Putin.In a naval choke-point, always bet on the shore over the ship
“Gallipoli was born of overconfidence.
They were wrong.
The geography of the Dardanelles turned the Allied advantage into a liability. The narrow strait allowed a numerically inferior force to concentrate fire, mine the waters, and utilize the high ground to devastating effect.
The result was a bloody stalemate, massive casualties, and a humiliating withdrawal.”
TAE’s breathless pearl clutching headlines the last few days is a day late and many, many dollars short…..
White folks in UKtardistan are Finished, stick a fork in them!
No where to run, no where to hide
Well at least the jolly old English can drown their sorrows in Ricky Gervis up scale Stab Vest Vodka!
Hahahahahaa
all hot & bothered about them thar Muslims
Zionaziland is actively bombing hospitals in Iran.
Hospitals
Take your fake&gay ‘perversity’ indignation and blow-it-out-your-ass
@JohnDay
“Trump’s words don’t predict reality, but algorithmic trading still goes with them for a few hours.”
Insider Trading, Front Running, Shorting the Tape
Kushner & Witkoff
Bump N Grind the Marketwith Jared and Steve
Joe Six-pack looks at this and feels confused like Trumpturd kicked him in the Nuts
Hahaha
Stop Making Sense
Meanwhile back in Ah’merica, safely guarded by two oceans from the Killing Fields it produces abroad
No wonder family formation is doomed in the Land of the Brave.
It’s Gonna-Get-Real
Talk about no water, let’s talk about food…
Alexandra Prokopenko, a fellow at the Carnegie Russia Eurasia Center and a former advisor at the Bank of Russia, warned on X that the near-shutdown of the Strait of Hormuz has triggered an energy shock that risks morphing into a “slower, more consequential story”:
Fertilizers
“A near-shutdown of the Strait of Hormuz is triggering a supply shock that will show up in food prices 6–9 months from now,”
Your pocket book will be butthurt more by Food than Energy!
Surprise Madafakas!
Bloomberg macro strategist Simon White recently warned:
“But food prices are likely to be as troublesome for second-round inflationary effects.
Less well-known is that the shock to food prices was worse than the oil price shocks in the 1970s, after the Arab oil embargo and the Iranian revolution.
Food inflation in the US was already rising before both shocks, and contributed more to headline CPI than energy through almost all of the 70s.”
And don’t forget, in Ah’merica the entire industrial hyper-processed food chain is a Slow Killing Poison Delivery System = By Design!
Desalination plants currently provide approximately 80% to 85% of Israel’s domestic drinking water according to 2023 reports.
Israel operates five main Mediterranean desalination plants, with more planned.
Scott Ritter openly advocates that Iran should attack and completely destroy Israel’s desalination plants
Bravo
In a temperate climate a human can live about three days plus or minus without water.
In West Asia because of little natural humidity and heat, about one day +/-
Iran only depends on desalination plants for approx 8% not 80% like Zionaziland.
Go for the jugular, annihilate Zionaziland’s water supply.
Make Israel Look Like Gaza
Zionazis = If Their Mouths are Moving, They’re Lying Like Snakes
At Least 1,281 Israelis Have Been Killed During The Iran War..
This is according to Tasnim News’s Hebrew Unit, who said that an average of 61 Israelis are being killed per day as a result of the war, a figure they drew from analysing Israeli cemetery data.
Lots and lots of refrigerator trucks accompanying the ambulance crews is one Tell.
Cut & Run
Twenty three years after ‘shock n’ awe’
Finally
U.S. and NATO forces have withdrawn from most of Iraq.
The U.S. Embassy in Baghdad’s Green Zone is under intense, sustained drone and rocket attacks,
primarily in March 2026, with fires breaking out and defense systems (C-RAM) operating daily. Attributed to Iran-backed militias, these,11 attacks involving multiple drones and rockets have caused damage near the facility.
Key Details of the Attacks (March 2026):Targeted Infrastructure: Attacks frequently target the U.S. Embassy in the Green Zone and the Baghdad Diplomatic Support Center near the airport.
Escalation: Reports from March 17-18 described these as the most intense attacks in recent memory, with rockets and over five drones launched at once.
Defensive Action: C-RAM systems have been actively intercepting threats, with explosions from interceptions echoing through the city.
Damage: Drone strikes have caused fires within or near the compound, including damage to nearby residential areas from debris.
Perpetrators: Security officials attribute these attacks to Iran-aligned militias, viewing them as a “third front” in regional conflicts.These attacks represent a significant rise in tensions, with continued assaults forcing security adjustments and causing destruction within the,11 heavily fortified Baghdad area.
