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Trumpturd’s No Plan Plan
How’s your Urea Buddy?
No not urethra, Urea, you know fertilizer
“A third of global seaborne fertilizer trade transits the Strait of Hormuz.
China halted NPK fertiliser exports and extended its phosphate suspension through August.
India requested emergency urea from China – DENIED.
The nitrogen and phosphate that was supposed to go into the soil across the northern hemisphere’s planting season is not going in.
Not this spring.
The biological window for spring application in most of Europe and North America runs through May. It’s March 19.
The war has no end in sight.
Case in point: Sri Lanka…
One season of synthetic fertiliser ban in 2021. Rice production dropped 40%. Prices surged.
The government fell.
Opps!
That was one country, one policy decision, reversed within months.
What’s happening now is that that same constraint is applied simultaneously to the global seaborne supply, with no reversal in sight, across the single most important planting window of the year.Trumpturd speaks:
No problem, there’s is always Bullshit to feed the crops!
Trumpturd’s Plan is = No Plan
Donarldo is really losing his shite.
In-co-her-ent
Trump’s response on Truth Social was to simultaneously claim the US knew nothing about the South Pars strike, blame Israel for striking it, and then threaten to “blow up the entire South Pars” if Iran retaliates against Qatar again.
“Axios’s Barak Ravid reported within hours that the US had given Israel the green light.”
Both things can’t be true, and neither is reassuring.Either the US has zero control over its ally, or it’s lying about having zero control. The distinction doesn’t help anyone.
Trumpturd wants to “un-sanction” Iran’s oil production to keep his doomed mid-term blowout from sinking his ‘legacy’ with $10 a gallon dieselRemember if the Rethug-licans lose the House it’s Non-Stop Impeachment Circus for two years
Qatar’s LNG Field of Dreams
“Worlds most sophisticated gas processing plant, took 14 years to build”
Some engineers are saying the damage may be irreparable.
Even partial damage to Ras Laffan on top of the production suspension since March 2 is not a problem you fix with a maintenance crew and three weeks. You fix it – if you even can – in years…
So the LNG is for all purposes off-line for YEARS
I wonder how Mr Market will process the good news?
The more Demonrat the state, the less babies.
Maybe this will turn out fine in the long run by the Demonrats ‘self terminating’
Childless Cat Ladies cowardice prohibits them from fulfilling their God given gender role of creating the next generation.
R.I.P.
TAE today’s ThemeMIH
Muslim Immigrant Hysteria©
WTF?
I’ve been on and about this hard for at least a DECADE
So why the Muslim Immigrant Hysteria© today?
You finally wake up TOO LATE to act?
The whole core of the Feminist=Woke=Transgender=Abortion Psy-Op is to crash family formation and birth ratesSo where have you been?
Under what rock?
Secretary of State Marco Rubio says “Islam is the greatest evil in the world” and is the greatest threat to the United States
No Marko Narko
Islam is the greatest threat to Empire of Lies Gangsterism controlling ‘The Action’ in the Western Hemisphere.
Closet Queen Marko Narko Rubio’s parent worked in Meyer Lansky’s casino in Cuba in the 1950’s
The Rubio Clan fled Cuba because Castro closed down the mobster’s casinos and extortion rackets and followed Meyer Lansky to Las Vegas.
Marco Rubio’s older sister, Barbara, was married to Orlando Cicilia, who was a high-ranking member of a major Miami cocaine trafficking ring in the 1980s
Trumpturd’s Dreams for Cuba
The New Dubai after we burning the Old Dubai to ashes
In the 1950s, Cuba—particularly Havana—was largely controlled by American organized crime, operating with the complicity of the corrupt dictatorship of the Batista regime.
Mobsters like Meyer Lansky and Santos Trafficante turned the city into a, luxurious, hedonistic, hub of gambling, narcotics, and prostitution, attracting celebrities and tourists to high-end, mob-owned casino-hotels.
AI Overview
In the 1950s, Cuba—particularly Havana—was largely controlled by American organized crime, operating with the complicity of the corrupt Batista regime
. Mobsters like Meyer Lansky and Santos Trafficante turned the city into a, luxurious,, hedonistic, hub of gambling, narcotics, and prostitution, attracting celebrities and tourists to high-end, mob-owned casino-hotels.Key Aspects of 1950s Cuban “Gangster Paradise”:
Mob Infrastructure: Organized crime, notably under Meyer Lansky, heavily invested in casinos and nightclubs such as the Tropicana and the Capri.
Government Collusion: The regime of Fulgencio Batista, who took power via a 1952 coup, permitted the mob to dominate the tourism and entertainment industries, creating a, “criminal state” atmosphere.
Celebrity Tourism: Havana was a hotspot for celebrities, including Marlon Brando and Frank Sinatra, drawn to the nightlife.
Exploitation: While appearing as a “paradise” for tourists, this period was marked by extreme inequality and exploitation, which helped fuel Fidel Castro’s revolution, ultimately bringing an end to the regime and the mob’s rule in 1959.
This era was characterized by a, high volume of,, American exploitation, where the, “Mob-controlled” luxury contrasted with widespread poverty, setting the stage for major political upheaval.
Oy Vey
“When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything… Grab ‘em by the pussy. You can do anything.” — Donald J. Trump on seizing women, Access Hollywood (2005)
“I think I can do anything I want with it. Whether I free it, take it, I think I can do anything I want with it.”—
— Donald Trump on seizing Cuba (2026)
Making Amends
Alexander HamiltonTrump
The view that
Alexander HamiltonTrump was an “insufferable narcissist” is a perspective held by critics and historians, often contrasting with the more heroic, modern portrayal of him as a genius underdog.This interpretation stems from his documented behaviors and personality traits, including extreme arrogance, relentless ambition, and a tendency to prioritize his legacy over others
Arrogance and Megalomania:
HamiltonTrump has been described as a “megalomaniac” who was deeply in love with himself. His actions and writings often reflected a belief in his own intellectual superiority, which often annoyed contemporaries.Critics argue
HamiltonTrump was obsessed with his legacy and “paraded around like he knows everything,” frequently acting with a recklessness that suggests an inflated sense of self-importance.HamiltonTrump was known for his aggressive, often dirty, political maneuvering against opponents likeThomas Jefferson and John AdamsChuck Schumer and AOC, whom he frequently viewed with disdain.Deep Insecurity: Others argue that
HamiltonTrump behavior was not necessarily narcissistic, but rather driven by deep-seated insecurity stemming from atraumaticSilver Spooned childhood (abandonment, povertyprivileged, soiled rotten).Some suggest
HamiltonTrump’s actions were a way to feel “needed” or to manage underlying depression.Death of the Petro Dollar
Wait for Iran to destroy the Gulf State’s oil INFRASTRUCTURE
It won’t matter if the Strait of Hormuz is open or shut, you won’t be able to store or pump any oil or gas anywhere in the region.
Like ZERO oil for a long, long, long time because rebuilding the pumps and terminals would take a decade and that’s without the rebuilding crews being under constant attack from ballitic missiles.
“The Market” is often like Forrest Gump, kinda slow on the uptake. But once it dawns on ‘the Market’ that nothing can be pumped or even stored above ground, well, the Sky is the Limit for fossil fuel prices.
It’s a very strange thing to hear someone whine about being punched in the face after they walked up to someone and cold-cocked them without warning.
That is what the state of Usrael and its apologists are doing right now.
Usrael is only good at ariel bombing women and children, their infantry suck.
Part time soy-boys narcissistic reservists.
Hezbollah will chew them to bits.
Meanwhile another hollow Trumpturd slogan is uttered…
Usrael Zionazi reservist Mama’s Boys soldiers in Southern Lebanon
Hezbollah took out an entire platoon of Usrael infantry in Kiryat Shmona on the Lebanese border with a single guided missile.
Poof, all gone
So sad ;>)
https://x.com/i/status/2034548154457059713
But,but,but….Butthurt
Iran destroys Qatar’s LNG infrastructure…nothing to PUMP with…nothing to LOAD with.
No LNG for you Zionazi
Maybe our gracious host here at TAE forgot about this:
“The Empire of Lies supported a ruthless dictator in Iran for 27 years to steal Iran’s oil”
Period
That statement is not up for fact checking
dr d will but,but,but with an incoherent word salad of pseudo rationality but, but, but that was Pure Evil on the part of the Empire of Lies.
And it lies even today about that historical FACT.
America’s 1953 coup in Iran led to decades of conflict
Today’s war spreading across the Middle East has deep roots in history.Like many other Americans, President Trump seems not to know what happened or why it matters.
The bombing campaign he launched against Iran threatens the entire Middle East.
In 1953, the United States helped overthrow Iran’s democratically elected prime minister, Mohammad Mosaddegh, who had rejected Western claims and nationalized Iran’s oil industry. President Dwight D. Eisenhower authorized a CIA coup that ended Iran’s democracy and empowered Shah Mohammad Reza Pahlavi as an absolute monarch on the Peacock Throne.
The Empire of Lies supported a ruthless dictator for 27 years to steal Iran’s oil and finally got kicked in the gonads in 1980 and has never gonna over it.
Russia and China will not let Iran fail.
Trumpturd bit off more than he can chew in West Asia
All he has is Lies and those are coming to Light.
The “Market” is a form of voting.
Perceptions can be faked in the short run and fool the Market, but given Time the Market ferrets out the Fake.
Even in the current AI perception war the Market will ultimately discover the the Emperor of Lies has no clothes.
When the Market is fooled short term that there is “plenty of food” but you and your community can’t find any, you and your family all get to die from starvation as a reward. for your ‘judgement.
The current Mindphuckery with West Asia is going to manifest as having “Real” consequences in the form of record high prices and record high inflation.
In the short run the Market can be fooled with relatively small distortions of ‘reality’, gaming stats, false PR, spin, the usual culprits that we now see via Media Whores and Presstitutes.
And now using the new tool of AI
The Empire of Lies is hiding casualties now. A lot more injureed and killed in West Asia.
Most USSA military bases in the Gulf States didn’t have hardly any secure bunkers for the personnal to take shelter in during missile attacks. They were living in flimsy barracks and tents in many cases because the hubris and arrogance of the Empire of Lies alway assumed no one would ever attack the Mighty USSA.
Ding, ding, ding. Wrong answer.
Plenty of soldiers in the Gulf were caught off guard, especially the ones moved to local hotels instead of evacuated and were hit by missiles and drones going after those same hotels.
Another thing to consider:
Details Of Fire On US Navy’s Largest Carrier Much Worse Than Previously Known
“There was chaos aboard the USS Gerald R. Ford after a major onboard fire knocked out a big swathe of living quarters, leaving hundreds of US sailors without beds in the middle of a live war deployment, in what marks a much bigger incident than what the Pentagon previously disclosed
The fire occurred last week, raising immediate questions of whether it was hit by an Iranian drone or missile attack, as Tehran has claimed, amid Pentagon insistence that it was none of these – but just an accidental fire.”
They LIED about what happened in the intial reports.
What are they still lying about now?
So what’s “Real” anymore?
If you dismiss my ‘proof’ as being AI, I can counter accuse your ‘proof’ of being AI too.
Like generating a video of Khomeini drinking coffee at the same cafe as six fingered Bibi the Butcher was ‘drinking it at’.
each side questioning the “Reality” of the other.
Perception being phucked purple by AI
That’s the Event Horizon Artificial Reality has ushered in.
A free floating Miasma
This scenario highlights the era of “epistemic nihilism”
Where the ease of generating hyper-realistic, AI-driven fakes—like the hypothetical Khomeini drinking coffee in Naziyahoo’s cafe video—renders traditional digital “proof” unreliable.
When both sides can fabricate convincing evidence, trust shifts from content to context, verification, provenance, and trusted, established sources rather than raw, unverified media.
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The Crisis of “Real” in the Age of AI:From the Empire of Lies comes The Liar’s Dividend:
As AI deepfakes become indistinguishable from reality, it becomes easier for people to dismiss real, incriminating footage as “AI-generated,” a phenomenon known as the Liar’s Dividend.
Context over Content: In this environment, the source of the information matters more than the content itself. Metadata, verified chains of custody, and established, reputable journalistic sources become the only reliable “proof.”
Verification Technologies: Tools designed to detect AI, such as cryptographic signatures, digital watermarking, and blockchain-based provenance (e.g., C2PA), are increasingly necessary to verify that a video was recorded by a camera, not generated by a prompt.
Ultimately, “real” is becoming synonymous with “traceable” and “verified,” rather than just “visible.”
AI is the Abyss
Only time will tell how many missiles Iran has left.
I think they still haven’t even launched the newest ‘good stuff’.
From what I’ve been able to research Iran has stated repeatedly that their newest generation of hypersonic missiles are produced in the underground ‘missile cities’.
If the production rate is the same as the firing rate, then Iran can keep firing for a long time.
Time is not in favor of the Empire of Lies because over time the fuel rates are going up.
A third of the world’s fertilizer is stopped also. If that fertilizer doesn’t hit the market before planting season (a couple months at best) food prices will skyrocket just in time for the mid-terms.
Also a third of the world’s helium supply is stopped, it is essential for computer chip production, there is no substitute for it.
All markets, oil, gas, helium and fertilizer don’t need much of a percentage drop, even 5% to panic a price rise in there particular market space.
Thiese stortages are 30%, enough to cause a huge price spike.
So The Empire of Lies and the collective west DO NOT have time on their side.
Trumpturd has already lost the House by double digits.
That’s enough to start the Impeachment Olympics, non stop for two years.
The way this situation is sinking, the Senate will go Demonrats and there are plenty of Rethuglicans who hates Trumpturd’s guts so maybe conviction from the House Impeachment is doable.
The diesel in my area has gone up over a dollar in a week and a half.
Just talked to my home fuel guy today, he said his fuel truck for fuel deliveries gets 6 miles a gallon and he’s immediately passing the cost on to his customers who are in panic mode at the moment anticipating higher home fuel prices.
Last year to this year home heating oil went up about $1.25 per gallon in the last few weeks and the winter heating season is not over.
The Iranians are going to keep launching missiles and will start using heavier stuff now that the Empire of Lies and ZioNAZIland have run out of interceptors.
The Gulf State Empire of Lies military bases are just about out of AD and will be reduced to dust. The Iranians are going to make the rumble bounce dispite getting pounded themselves.
Remember during the Iraq-Iran war starting in 1980, the Iranians lost 500,000 and still didn’t stop.
Ah’merica could endure that, they’re a bunch of fairies and useless eaters.
Congratulations Ah’mericans….. You’ve been promoted to Robot Babysitter.
Attrition not Addition
Equals Subtraction
The UAE has officially lost its advanced early warning and air surveillance aircraft, the Saab GlobalEye.
Today a $20,000 Iranian drone destroyed a $1 Billion UAE aircraft
A billion dollars gone for the price of a Used CarDubai International Airport the World’s Busiest
But, but, but, I was assured Iran was running out of missiles…
on the Dubai International Airport took a drone strike fuel depot.
Fire at Terminal 3.
British Airways, Lufthansa, Swiss, Austrian, Air France, KLM, Cathay Pacific, Singapore Airlines, Finnair, Virgin Atlantic – all suspended Dubai flights.
Emirates rerouted. The busiest international airport in the world, and every non-Emirati carrier pulled out in 1 morning.
Hey, I was told Iran is out of missiles by the Empire of Lies Media Whores
What’s Up Doc?
Wave 55 of True Promise 4 landed with 357 impacts in a single salvo
Submunitions and debris from recent Iranian missile strikes (March 2026) struck areas including
Lod and Shoham, with significant impacts concentrated around Ben Gurion Airport, causing damage to infrastructure and creating large craters. The attacks, targeting central IsraelThe Zionazis can’t abandon ship very easily without an airport.
Ben Gurion Airport out of commission, that’s a lot of Butthurt
Ultra heavy hypersonic ballistic missiles
I love the smell of an Israeli Merkava tank burning in the morning
Zionazi Merkava tank crew fried to death by a Almas anti-tank guided missile
It was reverse-engineered from the Israeli Spike system that Hezbollah captured in 2006
The IDF’s own technology, rebuilt by its enemy, fired back across the same border 20 years years later.
Karma is a Bitch
The Beat Goes On
Trumpturd had asked every NATO ally to send warships to the Strait of Hormuz yesterday.
Japan, France, Germany, Switzerland. Today the list grew longer.
Australia said no.
Estonia – Estonia! – wants Article 5 invoked first.
Canada won’t participate in offensive operations.
South Korea will “think about it”, which is diplomatic speak for no.
Germany’s Chancellor Merz made it official: “What does Trump expect from European frigates that the powerful American Navy cannot manage alone? It is not our war”.
Every ally. Every single one.
Hahaha, please make it stop
Trump’s response evolved through the day.
First he threatened NATO with a “very bad future”.
Then he demanded countries come “protect their own territory, because it is their territory”.
Then, in a moment of clarity: “Maybe we shouldn’t even be there at all. We have a lot of oil”.
From unconditional surrender to maybe-we-shouldn’t-be-there in 16 days.
Crazyland to the Rescue
CENTCOM: “We have successfully destroyed over 100 Iranian naval vessels, and we aren’t done”.
Clap like a Circus Seal.
Arf, Arf
100 boats. Hint dude: the boats were never the problem.
Iran’s navy was always irrelevant……the fight was always missiles, drones, and coastal defense.
Destroying 100 small craft doesn’t open the Strait.
It’s like announcing you’ve won the chess match because you captured all the pawns……
… while the Queen is still staring at your King.
“The WTI futures market appears to have concluded the Iran war ended yesterday while forgetting to inform the refined product market, which continues to tighten. And the real achievement of all this jawboning is a delay in the production response the world actually needs to offset the shortfall.
Paper says peace. Physical says war.”</
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