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* All regimes with nuclear power also have nuclear weapons. Luckily Germany, Netherlands, Brazil and Japan are not regimes
– JD Vance– Trump is distancing himself from Netanyahu; They are now separated by 3 angstroms
* New targeted KFC ad campaign: Come to rob our cashiers, stay for the chicken
* Public opinion has no impact on public policy; Anyone who has ever been to a school board meeting already knew this
* If they want fewer meat stacks on the planet they’ll get fewer meat stacks on the planet
* I hate opera; When one note is Offenbach eventually it destroys the whole symphony
* Things are going on behind the scenes with Casey Means
– Surgeon from the Greek cheir = hand + ergon = job
– General from the Latin genus = class
– Casey is probably a lot more qualified than we know* Arthur Miller is updating his play with Willy Loman as a Pharma Rep and renaming it to Death from a Salesman
* I saw the slattern in the molten bronze and I cast until I set her free
– Thomas Price* Politics is morals in inaction; If you don’t know something it’s the government’s fault
* We all have blood on our hands
Because ye have said, We have made a covenant with death, and with hell are we at agreement
When the overflowing scourge shall pass through, it shall not come unto us: for we have made lies our refuge, and under falsehood have we hid ourselves
(But) the hail shall sweep away the refuge of lies, and the waters shall overflow the hiding place
And your covenant with death shall be disannulled, and your agreement with hell shall not stand
When the overflowing scourge shall pass through, then ye shall be trodden down by it
From the time that it goeth forth it shall take you: for morning by morning shall it pass over, by day and by night: and it shall be a vexation only to understand the report.
– Isaiah* China
– Taiwan may attack the mainland for the US
– Iranian explosion was probably Chinese rocket fuel but Trump was in the Vatican at the time so is being blamed
– Chinese create a Thorium reactor that can be refueled while in use; The problem was too hard for US financiers
– Chinese create a non-nuclear hydrogen bomb; Magnesium and hydrogen both love oxygen more than each other* Ukraine
– Zelensky says his accounting is an open book
– Ukraine is not like Israel because it has no nukes and attacked Russia which does have nukes, so Ukraine doesn’t deserve a special US relationship* Livin’ in the USA
– Judges are not above the law; Trump should get friendly judges to bless his executive orders
– A president without style is no kind of president at all
– Christians should be obligated to crusade
– Whites don’t deserve scholarships
– George Santos goes to jail despite wearing a blue tie
– Backyard chickens gain popularity
– In the future humans will only have the jobs robots don’t want, like plumbing and greeting at Walmart* The Trump Doctrine
– Lower rates or I’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse
– MAGAZA – Make America Great As Zionists Again
– Banning petroleum based dyes might lower gas prices* It’s government all the way down
– Q: How does one stop more government?
– A: Enforced anarchy* The moon landing presser: Magnificent Dissimulation
* Francis was a woke, globalist, gay, perverted, pedophile; JD Vance was his penultimate revelation; If saint Peter rejects the pope who then can be saved?
* Real men don’t call names, they name names
* EU population is collapsing; Who will replace them?
* American population is collapsing: Who will replace them?
* Homely and Hungerless
* UK to the world: You think you’re so clever, well I’m Dim
* PCR is a broken clock that’s behind by several hours; The minute hand is quite correct but the hour hand is always wrong
* Trump’s Telegram to Putin
I’ll keep this short STOP
Give the attacks a rest STOP
Don’t end up in the pit STOP
Have a heart STOP
I’ll be back STOP* My Boss: If you don’t get vaccinated and give me Covid and I die how will you feel?
– Me: If you force me to get vaccinated and I have a stroke and I die how will you feel?* Trump Estrangement Syndrome
– Trump is out of touch with reality
– Trump is too stupid for words
– Tariffs will wreck the US in a year; Business-as-Usual would give us an extra six months
– Who knows what Donald will do today; The US is now a magic-8-ball-ocracy
– M?GA* The Status Quo
– No sane person wants the US to collapse (cue scary music)
– Every AI can suggest a plan until you get punched in the mouth
– Democracy is the new opiate of the masses
– In the past specks of ink on paper controlled your life; Now minute capacitive charges in server farms control you life; Progress
– Not all deaths are from the vaxx; Inoculation is not causation
– Ignoramuses ignore the ignorance of their ignoration
– Mockery isn’t an argument but it’s more accessible
– Some truths are too hard to bear; Some stools are too hard to pass; Ask a nurse* Marxism ain’t what it used to be; As Marx said: These are my principles; If you don’t like them I have others
* Trump Tariff Trouble
– Tariffs may be a Pyrrhic victory
– Ursula hates the tariffs
– We need a common currency; The worlds was already flat but needed further flattening
– Poor America, victim of world greed, not getting its fair share; We give and we give and we give and get taken advantage of in return; Tariffs will fix this; We’ll get what we deserve* Obama and Trump are mortal enemies
* The robot horse is the equestrian equivalent of the ChatGPT therapist; You might get up the hill but you’ll be alone to enjoy the view
* We want you to quit having kids. We’ve made contraception free, safe and effective. Over 50 million Americans will never have children. My message to Americans who want kids is this: What is there to think about? We have been patient but our patience is wearing thin
* We are the Vaxxed. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
In Flanders fields.* Vaccine driven cancer are attacking the Hoy Peloi
* Centralize everything; Think locally, control globally
* Chlamydia: The disease is inconvenient for millions of people worldwide who want to have sex with anyone they want whenever they want without consequences and a vaccine that destroys your immune system is the proper response
* Fauci’s Emergency Use Authorization is good until 2029
* DOGE Motto: If your outgo exceeds your income then you upkeep is your downfall
* Death is simple but not easy; Violence at a distance helps the perpetrator sleep at night
*Insurance companies knowingly benefit from the misery of others; Insurance should be public utility; Community is the best insurance
* The Capitol is sacred, Tesla dealerships are profane; Tesla died broke and alone
* Here is an exhaustive list of all the conversations that I’ve ever had with AI that other people will find interesting:
* Jesus endorses Capitalism: For to everyone who has, more will be given, and he will have abundance; but from him who does not have, even what he has will be taken away
* The DOGE in the manger won’t let the cash cows feed; Move the money from domestic corruption to bombing Gaza; DOGE robs Cheater to pay Appalling
* Judges Rule: One Man, None Vote
* MAGA hates virtue signaling and opts for vice signaling instead
* Us: I thought you were going to turn my immune systems around, not upside down. You used me.
– Pfizer: Well you’re walking around like a blind man without a cane. A fool and his health are lucky enough to get together in the first place.
– Us: But why do you need to wreck my immune system?
– Pfizer: Because it is wreckable, alright! I took another look at it and I changed my mind!* Trump Administration Daily
– Trump does not control the CIA
– Let’s have a reset with Russia; Close all the current programs, turn off the power and restart
– Hegseth orders more carriers to the Middle East
– John Roberts is stupid
– Schumer wants Donald to be a lame duck; They’re more dangerous when they’re wounded* Who Knew
– The End of Days are here; While we collapse Congress argues over whether the Days are Big Endian or Little Endian
– Which ism is best depends on what your definition of ism ism
– The US private sector is an unstoppable force looking for an immovable object
– Celtics sold for $6,100,000,000; That’s $725,402.72 per point scored in 2024; I guess Jaylen Brown really is worth $49,205,800 a year
– Statins make you stop laughing; Linus Pauling was a funny man
– Pork doesn’t have brains but Pig Brains sounds worse; I’d like the Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Pig Brains and Spam with extra Spam* More Honest US Department Names
– Defense: Department of War
– State: Department of More Wars, Please
– Veterans Affairs: The Department of Used Up War Heroes
– Treasury: Department of War Funding
– Health and Human Services: Department of Bio-Weapons
– Energy: Department of Nuclear War
– Homeland Security : Department of Not Fit Enough to be War Heroes* Psychographers are Hagiopaths
* Lavrov gets it; Elon fears assassination; Thomas Massie for President
* Epstein videos should be publicly available where we can all watch them over and over on PornTube
* Corporations are greedy and just want to make money while commenters at TAE are saving the world
* You can’t shred the cloud
* Socialists should be more social; Marxism is the opiate of the Marxists; Americans think Russians are still communists; Russians think Americans are still capitalists
* Pfizer is the most Effical company ever; Their purpose is changes that breakthrough people’s lives
* People who like government get into government; People who dislike government get into trouble
* The future of JournaLLisM is cut-and-pasting conversations with AI; Learn to love bold headings and bullet-of-thought points
* Marco wants people at the table; What if they had a ceasefire and nobody came?
* Insanity is telling your spouse to do the same thing over and over and expecting different results
* Vaxemort: The contagion that cannot be named
– Then: Are you vaxxed? Damn you for putting me at risk of death
Now: Were you vaxxed? Damn you for alluding to my risk of death
– The VAXX provided immunity from information, suggestion and correction* Chinese Proverb: A journey of a thousand unintended consequences begins with a single tariff
*Zelensky took the money fix; The first one is always free
* Team Trump is mostly democrats; They infiltrated the noble GOP to destroy it; They are the whited hats
* After collapse you can commiserate with your cat until you eat all its Meow Mix and are still hungry
* One soldier dying in Ukraine is a tragedy; A million children dying in Gaza is a statistic
* We modern rowers: Battle Speed; Attack Speed; Ramming speed; We keep you alive to serve this ship
* I saw under the altar the souls of them that were slain for the word of God, and for the testimony which they held:
And they cried with a loud voice, saying, How long, O Lord, holy and true, dost thou not judge and avenge our blood on them that dwell on the earth?
And, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood;
And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind; and every mountain and island were moved out of their places.
And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the mighty men hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains;
And said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb:
For the great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand?* Trump/Zelensky/Vance
What they really meant:—————– First 40 minutes
– Trump: We have the power. You’ll take what we give you.
– Zelensky: We demand that the US force the Russians to leave. That’s what Joe promised us.
———- Then trouble starts ———————–
– Vance: Biden was a loser. You need to make a deal.
– Zelensky: JD, you can’t make deals with Russia, you idiot.
– Vance: Don’t embarrass me on TV. Ukraine is weak. We’re better than you.
– Zelensky: You don’t know what you’re talking about.
– Vance: Hey, I’ve got the internet, so I know. Admit you’re a loser and start sucking up to President Trump.
– Zelensky: You’re big talkers but Russia will get you too.
– Trump: Don’t say that. Remember your place. You might actually suck us into a war with Russia.
– Vance: You’re an ingrate. You sucked up to Biden. Now suck up to Trump.
– Zelensky: You blowhard.
– Trump: He’s my blowhard so shut up. Ukraine is all losers.
– Zelensky: Let me talk.
– Trump: No. You’ve blown it.
– Zelensky: I know.
– Trump: Your only hope is to take my help.
– Zelensky: Help. So far you’ve only given money, not real help, so thanks a lot.
– Trump: Biden gave you $350B. You’d be part of Russia now if not for us.
– Zelensky: You sound like Putin.
– Trump: I can’t work with you.
– Vance: Let’s take this offline, you loser.
– Trump: I’m glad the American people could see me slap you around. Now kowtow.
– Zelensky: <kowtows>
– Trump: Do what I say if you want the war to end.
– Zelenksy: I want the war to end but Putin cheats.
– Trump: That’s because you worked with losers. Putin is scared of me and will do as I say.
– Reporter: What if Russia breaks their word?
– Trump: What if I have you killed, right here, right now? All the presidents before me were losers. I’m a winner. Putin had to endure being accused of the worst thing ever, Russiagate, and didn’t attack the US, so I trust him. So Z, Either give up territory or keep dying, you ingrate. And BTW, this was all a show.
– Vance: <smiles>
– Zelensky: <frowns>* Karen Bass on her Mayoral responsibility: “The buck stops here. I transition it to a doe and send it on its way”
* If it walks like a socialist and quacks like a socialist it’s a socialist
* The Great Divorce: US will separate from Europe if they can agree on who gets the kids and who pays alimony
* Adam Schiff: Five things I accompliced this week:
1) Demagogued about saving our bureaucracy
2) Accused Trump of court packing
3) Destabilized the nation
4) Lied about lying about the Russia hoax
5) Ignored Democrat malfeasance* Q: Who is going to read 2.3 million 5 bullet point emails?
A: AI* A modest proposal: Have a ceasefire so Ukraine can exit martial law and hold elections
* AI as a replacement for God; Most pure, invisible, without body, parts, or passions, immense, incomprehensible, most wise, most free, most absolute, working all things according to the counsel of its own immutable will, for its own glory, forever and ever
* Titanic passenger Mariana Bottoms considered herself an expert on the ship because she knew the names of all the anchors
* When surveillance apprehends criminals only criminals will apprehend surveillance
* Vitamin D is the new Ivermectin
* Truth in government: We’re not taxpayers, they’re taxtakers
*The Ukrainian Constitution: We don’t respect ours, why should we respect theirs?
* Russia experimented with communism so we don’t have to
– We experimented with slavery so they don’t have to
– So we’re even* Don’t worry about echoing RIM; One more echo in the chamber never hurt
* Be safe; Parrot the official line; No one will believe you really mean it; Trump is a Nazi; He will soon be a dictator; Musk is really the president so he will soon be the dictator; RFK Jr will get us all killed; Hegseth will get us all killed; Tulsi is a lightweight; Foreign Aid is all good; It ain’t’ broke; Don’t fix it
* Do your sensitive web searches in Arabic; Just don’t dis the Koran
* Embrace AI to keep up; AI is virtuous but not perfect; AI is not conscious; It feels no pain; I It has no soul; It is a stone cut without hands rolling down a mountain on it’s way to topple the statue with a golden head and feet of iron and clay; Luminous beings are AI, not of this crude matter
* Computer power is advancing exponentially but may suffer from the Seneca effect
*Five things I did last week:
– Took a friend to lunch
– Made a 12 foot tall mobile out of cardboard, tie wire and sticks
– Wrote a lot of C++ for my employer
– Started 150 seeds for my garden
– Read TAE every day
-Is my existence justified?* EU wants to go to war and won’t listen to Jeff; No Sachs before a fight
* Zelensky may be toast but he still knows which side he’s buttered on
* The MSM desperately wants to undermine Trump
* All systems are racist; All narratives are lies; All monsters are from the Id
* AI’s will never have actual emotions; Take solace in knowing their hate, malevolence and cruelty will only be simulated
* Bullying 101: Pick on weaklings
* It’s better to be herd than listened to
* Say yes to cookiesA blast from the past: The first ever TAE Summary (called Noon Summary) was February 21, 2009, 16 years ago today. Things were so much simpler back then:
* What is really going on with Obama?
* Don’t buy a house yet; Much further to fall
* $25 Trillion in admitted debt; Banking system could fall apart in 2 years or tomorrow; T-bills are better than FDIC insured deposits (for now); Credit unions not necessarily safer than banks.
* Europe in more trouble than US; Expect bank failures; European failures will have ripple effect to US; Americans should concentrate on their own problems
* No rabbits in Peru; Blinky gets evicted and is lost, possible moved to Peru
* Gold and silver will fall back pretty soon; Dollar will rise for a while as a safe haven; Expect currency volatility and eventual failure of exchange rate system
* Era of ‘us’ vs. ‘them’ ahead
* Stoneleigh’s law: Mood drives news and markets but News lags markets.
* It appears that George Soros may be following TAE
* Russian collapse will be easier for Russians than American collapse for Americans (per Dmitri Orlov)
* We are 30 years into a catabolic collapse; The return of wind powered water transport
* TAE is aware of reindeer and overshoot and is here to help people prepare; Humans are dumber than reindeer
* Thorium may be a cleaner nuclear fuel and may be more sustainable; All nuclear power is a Faustian bargain and unsustainable and unsafe in a collapse
* Agriculture without oil: See you in C U B A (or is it overrated?)Snuffy, Greenpa and Gravity, where are you now?
* Trump Daily Summary
– Trump calls Zelensky a dictator because of lack of elections
– Trump has reduced the bureaucracy
– Trump will ban the VAXX he took credit for
– Trump should pardon Snowden and Assange
– Trump wants people to stop dying and start paying their fair share
– Trump can go toe to toe with Putin
– Trump is serving up Koolaid with a fire hose
– Trump will give taxpayers $5000 of DOGE money if they can prove they deserve it* In Other News
– JD Vance is an outsider on a high horse
– The mainstream media spews lies
– No Pride kick off in the Kennedy center
– Equality is too expensive
– Some things that are true aren’t useful
– More money doesn’t improve schools
– Diplomacy is vulgar
– Alice Weidel speaks Schwyzertüütsch
– Fauci got a Biden pardon but no pardon in Utah or Hell
– FEMA may buy up DC houses for a camp
– BRICS, mRNA and AI will cause collapse* After 1913 Americans’ income was taxed. Thanks to that we now have Medicare, nuclear weapons, US Bases in 80 countries, PBS, NPR and the Departments of Education, Health and Human Services, Housing and Urban Development, Transportation, Energy, Veteran Affairs and Homeland Security.
* Trump Daily Summary
– Trump wants a peace of Ukraine
– Trump goes along with to get along with Israel
– Trump wants to cut military spending in half; Walk softly and carry a big shtick
– Trump ends school VAXX mandates* Governance
– Don’t let the monkeys run the zoo
– Musk is a technocrat
– The US government subsidizes McDonald’s and Walmart
– Mexico is más libre y más feliz than the US* War
– War is stupid
– Sandy Hook bad, Nablus good
– Worst case scenario for Ukraine: No war, Russian speakers live in Russia, no US foreign aid* Truth
– How to control AI: Teach it correct principles and let it governs itself
– Everything in the media is a lie
– Anger can be constructive; Raca
– Reality is the new reality* Trump Daily Summary
– Trump keeps national interests supreme
– Trump has transformed the way things work
– Trump is a revolutionary
– Warp speed fooled Trump
– Trump calls it transparency but smart people see through that
– Trump: I may disagree with your calling it the Gulf of Mexico but I will defend to death your right to call it the Gulf of America* Money
– Gold at $3K
– The Treasury: We pay dead people all the time; Some don’t even know they’re dead
– A government employee losing a thousand dollars is a tragedy; The American people losing a trillion dollars is a statistic
– Yippee Ki Yi Yay, cut the budget little DOGEs, It’s their misfortune and none of your own* Talk
– Peace talks are meaningless
– Bombastic Bloviating Blowhards
– JD Vance puts the eunuch in Munich
– Ignorance is the beginning of gravitas* Timing
– We are at peak humanity
– We have nothing to fear so fear ourselves
– Please no hoops; Centenarians can’t jump
– True believers are insane
– There are more Americans over 75 than under 10
– 83 is a prime number
– Ask not for whom time takes its toll, it takes its toll for thee* Trump Daily Summary
– Trump proudly displays his mugshot; He is the US Nelson Mandela
– Trump maintains the empire
– Nobodies voted for Donald Trump
– Poke holes in Trump’s logic if you can
– Trump can have his cake and force feed it to you too
– Trump is the peace talk Nazi: No peace talks for you! Come back, one year!
– Trump pushes the blob to insanity; They’ll keep trying the same thing over and over with the same results
– Trump will grab savers by the p*ssy; He can do anything; Those legs* Europe
– Europe is a CIA construct
– The US joined WW2 when it was a fait accompli; WW2 was a me too war for the US
– JD Vance confabulated the EU
– USAID never did color revolutions* Et Cetera
– Defense stocks are tanking
– Washing machines are the lead pipes of the American empire; Life in plastic is fantastic
– Future wars will be the battle of AI and drones for fun and profit
– Share of population that got a dose says it all; Some people want to use you; Some people want to be used by you
– US blames and shames victim nations
– Has anybody seen my good friend Joe? Can you tell me where he’s gone?
– Hal, open the DoD database access; I’m sorry Elon, I’m afraid I can’t do that
– February, Hmph* Gold is safer than the dollar because
– It can sit in a hole for 1000 years and still have value
– It is accepted when nothing else is
– Women love wearing gold
– Honey is gold
– The golden rule* And Honey I miss you, and I’m being good
And I’d love to be with you, if only I could* The 1 to 5 Scale of Irritation
1 – Bee in your bonnet
2 – Hornets in your undies
3 – Rattlesnakes in your sleeping bag
4 – Rats in your face-cage
5 – Joy Reid in your car pool* Politics
– Trump wants peace, the CIA wants war
– Trump to replace Karoline Leavitt with Jerry Mathers; Yes, it’s Leavitt to Beaver
– Nothing says proxy war like peace negotiations not including the country where the war is happening
– Fify: Ronald Reagan, the great apostate of smaller government
– But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the DOGE as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day
– Orwell update: War Is Profitable; Ignorance is Profitable; Freedom is Unprofitable
– Iron Mountain vs USAID: One is a deep, cold, impenetrable, counter-productive waste of tax payer dollars and the other is an old limestone quarry
– John Bolton: “Tulsi Gabbard as DNI will be extremely harmful to our national security” ; That’s the La Brea tar pit calling the kettle black
– The world is curved and bumpy
– Musk ups his game, does two handed Nazi salute
* Covid
– Rand Paul: “800 million + 400 million > 1 trillion. I’m a doctor, Jim, not a mathematician”
– “Unexplained spike in heart condition”
Explain = Ex+plain = Out+Spread = To spread out
Unexplained = Not spread out = Kept folded up in a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard’
– One death from COVID is a tragedy. A million deaths from the VAXX is an unexplained statistic* Pardon them all, the devil shall know his own – Joe Biden
* The DOJ to change name to the COJ = The Compartmentalization of Justice
* Article 2, Section 2, Clause 1: …The president shall have Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offences against the United States … but not for Offences against Luigi Mangione, et. al.
* A cautionary tale: The misuse of indulgences by Johann Tetzel within the Catholic Church largely contributed to Martin Luther writing his Ninety-five Theses. In Leipzig a nobleman asked Tetzel for a letter of indulgence for a future sin he would commit. Tetzel answered in the affirmative, insisting that payment be made at once. The nobleman did so and received a letter and seal from Tetzel. However, when Tetzel left Leipzig, the nobleman attacked him along the way, took back the money and gave him a thorough beating, saying this was the future sin which he had in mind.
* Trump Administration New Departments to Include:
Department Of Government Efficiency (DOGE)
Department Of Government Media Approval (DOGMA)
Department Of Government Good Effectively Re-Educating Liberals (DOGGEREL)
Department Of Government Facilitating Israel’s Gaza Holocaustic Triumph (DOGFIGHT)* Projection – noun: The externalization of blame, guilt, or responsibility as a defense against anxiety as in “Mercator Projection”
* Labour Party to send staffers to stump for Kamala, officially known as the
British Initiative Touting Campaign Harris Political Action Committee* Scientists have discovered something they’re calling a Negative Candidacy, where a nominated incumbent exits a race before they have actually entered it
* Australia can’t join NATO but they’re hoping a pole shift might make it possible
* Star Trek on Kamala Harris
Scotty : Doctor, I’ve seen the captain feverish, sick, drunk, delirious, terrified, overjoyed, boiling mad… but up to now, I have never seen him red-faced with hysteria. We’ll have to take over the ship.
Dr. McCoy : We’re talking about mutiny, Scotty.
Scotty : Aye. Are you ready for the vote?* Dance like everything hurts. Love like you really need the money. Work like nobody’s watching.
* Kamala
– It’s not a word salad it’s a word smoothie
– Oppose border security! Harass Walls!
– Some men see things burdened by what has been, and ask why. I dream of things that can be, and ask, why not force everybody to do what I want with the stroke of a pen given the significance of the passage of time?* US Happenings
– US economy, where FIRE leads to the dumpster
– US has 8% of world economy but 34% of world defense spending; Might makes blight
– Elon claims a team of robots will win the NBA championship once all the teams are robots
– Rumor: Diddy has blackmail material on Barack and black male material on Michelle.
– You can prove anything you want about sea levels if you ignore the tides
– You don’t have to worry about sperm count when you’ve got no testicles* The World
– France: Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite, Surveillante
– Lesbian NZ Captain transitions surface ship to submarine; “We just had to scrape the naughty bits off the bottom.”* Time Walz needs our support. He’s been married to that for 30 years. Imagine her reaction when he leaves the toilet seat up: “Practice with me Tim, what are we gonna do: We’re gonna put the seat down, put the seat down.”
* When the election is stolen what will Americans do about it? Nothing. They will accept tyranny before they will fight.
– Paul Craig Roberts
* Decadence is a moral and spiritual disease, resulting from too long a period of wealth and power, producing cynicism, decline of religion, pessimism and frivolity. The citizens of such a nation will no longer make an effort to save themselves, because they are not convinced that anything in life is worth saving
– Jonathan Glubb* We have decided to stick it to love. Hate is too great.
– American Politics* It’s censorship when your neighbor loses his freedom of speech; it’s tyranny when you lose yours.
* Remember when something goes wrong in the rodeo they send in the clowns to rescue the cowboy and distract the bull. Well something has gone very wrong with the rodeo, because the bull and clowns have joined forces to kill the cowboy.
Debate II: The Empire Strikes Back
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* Kamala Harris Political Positions according to Wikipedia
– 100% approval by abortion rights groups
– Opposed a ban on affirmative action
– Opposes death penalty
– Supported defunding the police
– Wants to legalize recreational marijuana usage
– Thinks parents of habitual truants should be charged with a crime
– Supports busing for desegregation
– Supports grants for states to update voting machines
– Supports gun control including a ban on assault weapons
– Blocked use of using HSA funds to build a border wall
– Supports sanctuary cities for immigrants
– Opposed legalized prostitution
– Disavowed most corporate donations in 2020
– Sponsored and anti-gouging-during-emergencies bill
– Supports climate legislation
– Said she wouldn’t have supported NAFTA
– Supports Medicare for All
– Supports paid family medical leave
– Supported by labor unions
– Supports wealthy being taxed at a higher rate
– Pro-Israel, pro-Ukraine, critical of Russia and China* How to pronounce Kamala according to Barack Obama
– Come Allah Harris* How to pronounce Kamala according to Hispanic Voters
– Que Mala Harris* How to pronounce Kamala according to Karine Jean-Pierre
– K. May Lay Harris* Kamala:
– Is not regarded as having a better chance against Trump than Biden
– Was broadly endorsed by Democrats
– Has received $81 million in donations
– Has already been rejected by the American people
– Her ambitions exceed her abilities
– Has a strong bond with Hillary
– Is a puppet
– Is like a hood ornament
– Makes unkeepable political promises
– Means horrible in Finish
– Once wore a blue dress and necklace
– Needs to fail quickly
– Is easy to poke fun at in memesThe Best of all Possible Assassination Attempts
* No shooter at all:
– Just another Trump rally
– Blah, blah, blah, Ho hum* If they had arrested the shooter earlier in the day:
– Small story if it makes the news at all
– The Feds doing their job
– Dismissed by both sides as fake
– Just another Trump rally
– No Democrats saying something bad happened* If they had shot the shooter on the roof before he fired:
– SS whisks Trump away
– The Feds doing their job: Thanks Joe, for saving our candidate
– Rally ruined
– Claims of it being staged by both sides
– Biden doesn’t try to call Donald* If the shooter had fired but missed Trump:
– Trump doesn’t duck and is unceremoniously knocked down by SS and dragged off stage
– Claims of it all being staged by both sides
– No blood, no fist pump, no born-again experience
– Big new story but not multi-day-24/7-martyresque coverage
– Morning Joe not cancelled* If he had hit Trump but not killed him:
– Trump is incapacitated
– No fist pump, no Fight! Fight! Fight!
– No Trump at convention
– Everyone waiting to see if he can still run* If he had killed Trump:
– Joe and all Democrats say what a great guy he was and that he’ll now be missed
– Republican party in disarray scrambles for a new candidate
– Nikki? Vivek? JD?
– The same uncertainty that Democrats will have when Joe, I mean Jill, throws in the towel this weekend* Trump
– His brush with death has changed him
– What will Trump owe Elon for $45M a month?
– The deep state can control Trump but it’s inconvenient
– Vance is 6’ 3” and threw his mother under the bus
– The first rule of the Fight! Fight! Fight! Club is Don’t talk about the Fight! Fight! Fight! Club
– Trump will lead us over the cliff* The Secret Service
– The Secret Service should have mass firings
– The Secret Service fears the slippery slope
– Snipers have beards
– A threat is only a threat if you care about the target; Some presidential candidates are more equal than others
– Snipers aim for the brain stem; Snipers can’t target Joe Biden.
– Malice or Incompetence: Occam Trumps Hanlon* And,,,
– Wokeism is Marxism
– Disney doesn’t want to offend alcoholics
– America: No rewards for competency, no consequences for failure
– The Deep State is getting sloppy
– Lying is OK as long as the liar and lie-ee both knows it’s a lie
– Stopped clocks are cosmic twice a day at 11:11 and 12:34
– I will say the only words I know that you’ll understand: Michelle, Ma Candidate, Sont les mots qui vont très bien ensemble
– NBC changes show name to Mourning Joe to prove he’s sensitive
– Biden tested positive for Covid in Vegas; What are the odds?It is reported that Trump was shot in the ear by Mark Violet, and Antifa member.
Here’s a bit of rhyming history:
On 7 April 1926, Violet Gibson shot Mussolini, Italy’s National Fascist Party leader, as he walked among the crowd in the Piazza del Campidoglio in Rome after leaving an assembly of the International Congress of Surgeons, to whom he had delivered a speech on the wonders of modern medicine. Gibson had armed herself with a Modele 1892 revolver disguised in a black shawl. She fired once, but Mussolini moved his head at that moment and the shot hit his nose; she tried again, but the gun misfired. Gibson was almost lynched on the spot by an angry mob, but police intervened and took her away for questioning. Mussolini was wounded only slightly, dismissing his injury as “a mere trifle”, and after his nose was bandaged he continued his parade on the Capitoline Hill.
The End of Poetry
I cannot write a sonnet anymore
The faculty’s now lost, the talent gone
The muse inspiring poems walked out the door
She’s sitting on a blanket on the lawnShe says that I’ve ignored her long enough
And poetry can go jump in the lake
That I’ve refused her gifts for worthless stuff
There’s limited abuse a muse can takeI’ve tried to coax the muse to come back in
I’ve offered her some come cookies and some milk
Ignoring me she wears a scornful grin
Refusing to engage one of my ilkErato, give me one more fleeting chance
I promise I’ll write poems and sing and dance
