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interview with alberta dude
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those darned kidsParticipantthe mexicans crossing the rio bravo are:
a) most likely unvaccinated,
b) more likely to have natural immunity through prevalent infection (household transmission is extremely common – households in méxico are vibrant, busy places),
c) more likely to be familiar with ivermectin (medical use is becoming common; many are former livestock farmers put out of work by shafta),
d) somewhat likely to be carrying ivermectin (various entities give out “kits”. plus, these folks can watch cnn, too. they know that DELTA® está en todos lados,
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e) most likely young and strong (and thus less likely to carry anything) because i) they do a lot of physical labour; ii) are going north in order to send money back to their parents and grandparents who could never survive the trip and are very afraid of getting covid; and, iii) are capable of walking many kilometres through desert.
that being said:
a) the biden administration is using people in a way that is an affront to human dignity,
b) the people supposedly in charge of stopping the above mexicans are more likely to be/have the opposite of the factors listed above,
c) being an illegal immigrant in méxico is not easy. ask any gringo who wants to work in cancún for a few months,
d) the need for a guest worker program is more than obvious and that the depths of depravity greed will drag the human soul is quite disheartening.
those darned kidsParticipantphoenix, i teach music. i had one cancellation because of covid, 12 because of vaccines. some quite serious. some young, some old. few realize, or want to realize, why.
those darned kidsParticipantd benton, i bow before thy truck.
those darned kidsParticipantfrom madamski’s testimonial link, the number of occurrences of:
pain 409, advice 8, hospital 122, heart 196, sister 5, tired 34, job 17, pressure 73, explain 2, nerve 55, help 73, doctor 101, couldn’t 56, wouldn’t 7.
when that’s you, that’s statistically significant.
those darned kidsParticipantthey need to include rats in the injections – that way they will absorb all the bad stuff.
those darned kidsParticipantdarmnit! i was out and saving my lambada joke for my return.
oh, well. i still get to use my “ypsilanti” joke when the “epsilon” variant arrives.
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double darmnit!! – so i spell check “epsilon” because it’s all greek to me, and guess freakly what!? EPSILON HAS ARRIVED!
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triple double darmnit!!! – next in line is “zeta”. this variant will be armed to the teeth, ruthless and amoral, and powered by methamphetamine and corona with lyme.
those darned kidsParticipantthanks for that info, mr. germ
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my beloved beloved just returned from the doctor. she’s having heart problems, most likely from having been through dengue thrice, chickenpox, various northern flus, and especially, 6 weeks of covid last year.
anyhoo, she just saw a doctor at a clinic, WHO DID NOT EVEN MENTION INJECTIONS. nada, nope, niente.
there is hope.
those darned kidsParticipantzerosum: maybe they want to create an army of heart-broken, brain-fogged, limb-weary warriors.
i’m not cynical enough to say that a good thing because these are all people who deserve much better.
those darned kidsParticipantshoot, germ. i guess that’s not the kinda joke you wanna hear.. sorry.
those darned kidsParticipantthey should have told us they’d be using steamrollers to flatten the curve.
those darned kidsParticipantcdc officials are asking doctors to be on the lookout for rare instances of post-vaccine survival..
those darned kidsParticipant“rehash his backtrail details”
ew.
those darned kidsParticipantDuring a Covid-19 press conference,
• er, fifteen minutes of fright, you mean.NSW
• oh, no, dystopiaville!health offical
• [sick – hehehe, good one.]Jeremy McAnulty ‘misspoke’ and inferred that all Covid patients in intensive care had been vaccinated when in fact none of them had been fully vaccinated.
• er, what about the other hospitals in the other places?The video of the mistake has been widely shared on social media.
• good. these people stick their faces in our dinners everyday to tell us how awful it all is to be a happy human. tat for tit, i say.A single post on one Australian page which regularly shares vaccination misinformation
• yep, we should only listen to miss information on fully fact-chequered media sources. she knows everything.had more than 1,800 ‘interactions’, including almost 300 ‘shares’.
• ¡VIRAL!In less regulated online spaces,
• not for long.the video has been shared globally among conspiracist groups.
• enough with the clichés. it’s frickin’ annoying. let’s use some creativity, por favor.In US-based Telegram groups clips of the video have been seen tens of thousands of times across various groups.
• good.Some called it evidence the vaccine is ‘deadly gene therapy’ and ‘pure poison’.
• that’s dumb. some pollywog screwing up the night’s fifteen minutes of fright is nothing. sending my father to the hospital for 2 weeks is “pure poison”.The Guardian
• hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaalso saw posts sharing the video in Telegram pages in Europe and the UK
• good.those darned kidsParticipantmeanwhile, back on mars..
those darned kidsParticipantpuppit! hahaha
those darned kidsParticipantoops, just to clarify, “putin’s pinocchio” was sarcasm. it should read “general dynamics’ puppit”.
those darned kidsParticipanter, i guess the joke’s not so good now that mr. delaware is the art auctioneer in chief.
yay! it’s poll* time: who is worse, mr. delaware or mr. putin’s pinocchio?
*only paper ballots, counted by hand, please.
those darned kidsParticipantDONALD TRUMP WAS THE BEST PRESIDENT SINCE BARACK OBAMA!
those darned kidsParticipanti am trying to write words for thee, germ, to lighten thy load, but alas all seem too faint.
those darned kidsParticipantif we have case numbers, hospitalization numbers and mortality numbers, why don’t we have covid’s mentality numbers? seems to me that the R0 would be somewhere between those of chickenpox and measles.
and what about covid’s morality numbers? just doesn’t seem very transmissible at all..
those darned kidsParticipantthere’s no way an obesity warning will ever come out for covid. such a move would destroy one of america’s three remaining industries, highfructose hotdogs (the other two being deathmachines and financialfeverdreams).
oops, almost forgot covid, the biggest of them all.
those darned kidsParticipantwow, mc, looks like you can only make the news if you come up with a novel way of homicide.
hmmm…
those darned kidsParticipantlos gallinazos de la vida,
no son como yo pensaba..those darned kidsParticipantWashington D.C., February 2nd, 2023 (AP): Representatives of Blackstonerock Group announced today the acquisition of a 66.6% share of the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Distribution, thus adding to their growing portfolio of decision-making entities.
“We feel having this agency under our belt will enhance our standing in the realm of public policy, allowing Blackstonerock’s investors an even greater opportunity for substantial returns”, commented a company spokesface.
Blackstonerock’s latest takeover comes on the heels its previous purchases of Wendy’sbioNtech and the Hungarian Navy.
those darned kidsParticipantodd? i’ve had posts rejected with no links, no odd characters (besides the author!), short, long, no matter..
some i’ve just scrapped. others, madamski has helped with links (thanks!). some i edit, others i break up.
i always copy now before i hit submit. i am more surprised when a post goes through than not.
again, thanks for a place here. i don’t write lengthy posts with stats and facts – those areas are well covered by many excellent commentators. i do hope my approach of cynical humour adds something. every court needs a fool, for if we can’t laugh at ourselves..
those darned kidsParticipant¡viva los rednecks!
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cross your toes!
those darned kidsParticipantexcellent, ct.
those darned kidsParticipantwhy don’t you want ivermectin to work?
i don’t know about others, but i question the safety of the vaccines because i have seen four different people end up in the hospital, including my father who spent 2 weeks in the hospital with “pneumonia” shortly after his injections.
another man had a stroke, a 19 year-old boy spent the night for observation because of extreme pain, and another fellow’s heart issues suddenly came back after many years.
anecdotes, and so, what can i prove? it’s always just another coincidence.
honestly, would you buy a car that was associated with (anecdotally, self-reportedly) 12,000 reports of death in its first year.
those darned kidsParticipantwell, since i scroll up, i haven’t read the rest yet, but, all my best wishes to you, deflationista, and to your mom, and any family and friends going through such a trying time.
those darned kidsParticipantand remember…
spikey the jab reminds you that only you can prevent covid outbreaks.
those darned kidsParticipanti know abdulrahman al-awlaki won’t be at the party.
those darned kidsParticipanti wonder if jeffrey epstein will be at mr. obama’s birthday shindig this year…
martha’s vineyard is named after a relative of an original saxon conquistador. i therefore propose changing the name to something more appropriate for our times, solgell island.
[insert link to “solgell island” from a godzilla fandom page]
those darned kidsParticipantgerm: “We’re gonna need a third arm!”
that’s what the vaccines are for. just wait. they’ll be sprouting soon, right from the left shoulder.
those darned kidsParticipantarchie: i use some kind of “reader” plug in with my browser. it strips away all the gunk, leaving just text. and, conveniently, this plug in often jumps the paywall.
those darned kidsParticipantórale, tae summary. i didn’t think anybody would notice my levels of government. just excellent optimizations.
bravo.
those darned kidsParticipantsorry, that took 6 minutes to write and 16 minutes to post.
those darned kidsParticipantthere was an old speaker who swallowed the oil to catch the dollar to catch william jefferson clinton to catch the media to catch the electoral process to catch the ways and means committee to catch the fly to catch the flu,
oh, boohoo, boohoo, what will she do?those darned kidsParticipantthere was an old speaker who swallowed william jefferson clinton to catch the media to catch the electoral process to catch the ways and means committee to catch the fly to catch the flu,
oh, boohoo, boohoo, what will she do?there was an old speaker who swallowed the dollar to catch william jefferson clinton to catch the media to catch the electoral process to catch the ways and means committee to catch the fly to catch the flu,
oh, boohoo, boohoo, what will she do?those darned kidsParticipantthere was an old speaker who swallowed the electoral process to catch the ways and means committee to catch the fly to catch the flu,
oh, boohoo, boohoo, what will she do?there was an old speaker who swallowed the media to catch the electoral process to catch the ways and means committee to catch the fly to catch the flu,
oh, boohoo, boohoo, what will she do? -
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