those darned kids
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Cosmopolitan – 17 Kinky Ways to Convince Him He Wants The Jab
Vanity Fair – Angela Jolie Shares Top Tips To Persuade the Reluctant
Good Housekeeping – How Trick That Pesky Brother-in-Law to Take Off His Shoes (and get vaccinated..)
Psychology Today – Feeling Down? Try Spreading the Good Word of Vaccines to the Conspiracy Minded
Us – Kelly Leaves Greg Over NonVaxx Status
Field and Stream – Choosing the Best Lures for the Hesitant
Forbes – Long Pfizer, Dumbass
blackrock gonna buy the lot,
blackstone gonna get the rest,
once it’s all done and bought,
y’all gonna hafta rent that nest.on mac, it’s option+shift+?
on bill’s box, it’s probably not an option. just kidding: enter system control panel, diffuse neutron generator, mumble, and then ask clippy.i actually looked up the windows method, but i’m gnu here so i musn’t fill up the necessary 3 pages of comment space.
upstate: “rational logical analytical logistical rationalist”
oh, crap, oh, crap, oh, crap, i’m gonna get that tattoo so my wife never, ever, never forgets!
phoenix: thanx. i tried rosemary and thyme, too. when i got to the “y” in parsley, i thought ¿what would ted (geisel*) do?
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too bad we cannot put dr. seuss (pbuh) in charge of <echo>THE RESPONSE</echo>. at least it would rhyme in diagonal pentametre.
AUSTIN (KXAN) — A local expert is urging parents of infants to not let their baby sleep in a swing that has now the subject of a massive, nationwide recall.
The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) and Fisher-Price announced the recalls of the Fisher-Price 4-in-1 Rock ‘n Glide Soothers and 2-in-1 Soothe ‘n Play Gliders. There have been reports of four infant deaths in the 4-in-1 product, and the infants were reportedly placed on their backs unrestrained and later found on their stomachs.
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Over 8 Million pounds of chicken recalled by Tyson Foods because it may be “adulterated” with Listeria monocytogenes. Three people have become sick, at least one of those died after eating the Tyson chicken and becoming sick with Listeriosis.
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WASHINGTON, July 28, 2021
The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) and Waupaca Elevator Company, of Appleton, Wis., are reannouncing a 2018 recall and warning consumers not to use recalled Waupaca elevators until an overspeed safety device is installed by a local dealer. There have been incidents reported of the elevators falling unexpectedly without the overspeed safety device installed, including one resulting in a death.
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VAERS COVID Vaccine Data Reports
518,769 Reports
through July 23, 2021*11,940
DEATHS40,991
HOSPITALIZATIONS65,067
URGENT CARE88,920
OFFICE VISITS4,110
ANAPHYLAXIS3,714
BELL’S PALSY1,272
Miscarriages4,799
Heart Attacks3,201
Myocarditis/Pericarditis12,808
Permanently Disabled1,932
Thrombocytopenia/
Low Platelet11,199
Life Threatening22,286
Severe Allergic Reaction6,123
TinnitusRecalls
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Aflatoxin pet food recall goes international; 110 deaths JANUARY 25, 2021
Midwestern Pet Foods, Inc. may have exported the recalled product to one consignee, respectively, in each of the following countries: Bahrain, Barbados, Chile, Costa Rica, Curacao, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Ecuador, El Salvador, French Polynesia, Ghana, Guatemala, Honduras, Hong Kong, Iceland, Indonesia, Ireland, Israel, Korea, Kuwait, Lebanon, Lithuania, Malaysia, Mexico, New Zealand, Nicaragua, Panama, Peru, Singapore, Taiwan, Trinidad, Ukraine, UAE, Uruguay, and Vietnam.
On January 25, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration announced a list of countries to which pet food containing dangerous levels of aflatoxin may have been exported by Midwestern Pet Foods. As of January 21, 2021, FDA is aware of more than 110 pets that have died and more than…
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Give & Go Prepared Foods announced this week that it is recalling more than two dozen types of its packaged muffins sold at national retailers because of a risk that they could be contaminated with listeria. This bacteria can cause significant and sometimes deadly infections in young children, older people, those who are pregnant, and people with weakened immune systems.
There have been no reported illnesses. The company says it is recalling the muffins out of an abundance of caution.
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Real Water, a premium bottled water, recalled amid death and liver illnesses 5/21/2021
Federal authorities have ordered a complete recall of the Las Vegas-based bottled water brand Real Water and ordered the company to surrender records in investigations of at least one death and multiple cases of liver illness among people who reported drinking it.
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if the government can have SAGE, the Scientific Advisory Group for Emergencies,
the people
shouldmust form PARSLEY, the People’s Association for Real, Sensible, Logical Examination of Yemergencies.now, that’s “equity”.
mr. roboto: just tell them you are not vaccinated (regardless if you are or not), and the emails will stop.
fixed, it is, mr. house:
“However, tests in SARS-CoV-2 can test with a transition, but this is toward the viruses, or that facilitate using diagnosis to order influenza, not due to the confusing failing of both.”
shakespeare said, “all the world’s a stage, and the men and women merely players”
well, at this point the stage is so crowded, we’re all just extras and if we’re lucky we get to be “angry customer #2”, “innocent bystander”, or, if you get your 15 seconds, “fake shemp” – that is, until they replace you with an approved sociopathist.
Meanwhile, in Sweden…
grrrrrrrrrrr……………..
[i don’t really want to add more;* nonetheless, the written ¿word? perhaps does not convey the fact that i’ve been saying “Meanwhile, in Sweden…” to myself EVERY DAY FOR THE LAST 17,353,498 HOURS OF DUMPDOWN, LUMPDOWN, DROWNDOWN AND CRAPDOWN** imposed on us prolitos, “little proles”, by the sociopathists*** who have chosen themselves to be our leaders. i.e. Meanwhile, in Sweden… i.e. i agree with thee.]
*apologies for the semi;colon, kurt
**in other words, grrrrrrrrrrr……………..
***©2021 TDK LLC, Wilmington, Delawareat craig murray’s own website there is a heartbreaking note written by his wife:
I was brought up during Soviet times, and post independence in my own country, Uzbekistan. I have witnessed and personally experienced myself what the price of freedom of speech truly is. Opponents were ‘disappeared’ or it was claimed they had ‘taken their own life’, or been locked away in asylums. I am filled with fear this pattern is now repeating itself in the UK. It is appalling to see Craig is going through the same treatment in the so-called ‘human rights’ respecting country UK.
last january, the air smelt funny, so i bought 4 months worth of food.
good thing i did. my wife was sick all of march/april with the thing. i didn’t have to go to the store, thus quarantining ourselves, and also avoiding the scary lines and toilet paper fights.
last night, we bought 4 months worth of food again. the smells even funnier this time.
cross all toes!
“The most exquisite pleasure in the practice of medicine comes from nudging a layman in the direction of terror, then bringing him back to safety again.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
“the wheels on the bus go round and round”
–– Verna Hills, 1939
where, oh where, is kilgore trout when we need him?
“You were sick, but now you’re well again, and there’s work to do.”
(from timequake)
thanx in spanx, madamski c.!
i’ve tried posting with the <aref> html, copy’pasting link, split up link, vague insinuations of a link…
nada.
other times, to the ether my post goes. i always copy them before posting because of that. after repeated attempts with alterations (remove html, links to cia, odd characters), a post won’t post, i usually move on.
that being said, i have read the blog for years, appreciate the conversation, and am thankful to have sanish people with which to decipher the madness that humans brew.
“The unvaccinated will be the new Jews.” ~chooch
woohoo, world domination here i come*!!!
plus, i already keep kosher anyway.
*dear nsa, it’s a joke.
oh, well..
that was part of a longer post. i’ve tried 17,353,498 different ways to squeak ‘er through, but nope.
sorry for the clutter.
wow. went shopping. not to megaworld, just the local place (i’d rather pay a 17% premium and help my neighbours).
many more people are today wearing masks while driving, walking, breathing.
the customers in the store seemed more hesitant to be near; the clerks were now wearing gloves again. (i live in lockdowntown, stage 3.7, colour maroon)
i’m gonna build myself a cave. [insert mr. honey, “build myself a cave”, you tube]
er, sorry. sometimes a + b = october for me.
my intent was to say the average person, especially those in flyoverworld, just seem to have a better grasp on what’s going on than so many of the highly educated people presented as experts.
i was trying to agree. i like christmas cards.
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st. kurt is truly missed in these trying times. so it goes.
in response to “absolute galore”:
“Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before,” Bokonon tells us. “He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.”
If the vaccines work, then what’s happening in India?
[worldometer link to india stats]
Just ivermectin, perhaps?
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the smoke map it depressing.
my brother lives in kelowna:
[insert environment canada kelowna smoke warning weather forecast]
no way, mr. roboto
abdala or soberana, pumpin’ ya’ full of mRNche (p.b.u.h.) is the answer. no imperialist vaccine or spike can stand a chance against the power of the people’s vaccine.
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seriously, i trust the cubans more than any others to actually produce an effective and safe vaccine. regardless…
crank up the volume!
Patent: WO1990011092; Inventors: Philip L. Felgner, Jon Asher Wolff, Gary H. Rhodes, Robert Wallace Malone, Dennis A. Carson; Assignees: Vical Inc., Wisconsin Alumni Research Foundation; Title:”Expression of Exogenous Polynucleotide Sequences in a Vertebrate”; (Quote: “The present invention relates to introduction of naked DNA and RNA sequences into a vertebrate to achieve controlled expression of a polypeptide. It is useful in gene therapy, vaccination, and any therapeutic situation in which a polypeptide should be administered to cells in vivo”; Example 8: mRNA vaccination of mice to produce the gpl20 protein of HIV virus); Priority date: 1989-03-21; Publication date: 1990-10-04.
some cranks just gotta crank. and hold patents for said cranking. since at least 1990. cranking.
oh, please, oh, please,
¿¡¿will someone please post a link for the cartoon “flip the frog – funny face” from the youtube (all hail google!)?!?
this is ub iwerks at his finest – back when america made useful stuff.
thanks for posting the grasshoppah link, mdmski c.!
although i have not eaten flesh for many years, in that kind of survival situation, and especially to protect my precious tomato plants, i would fire up the grill and eat ’em.
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unfortunately, i found this on the same page: “Winnipeg Catholic priest accuses residential school survivors of lying about abuse for money”
you would think god’s hr department would have a better vetting process..
If anyone is to go into captivity, into captivity they will go.
~ revelation 13.10 (i don’t really like the sword part that follows.)
Making it more annoying to be unvaccinated won’t persuade everyone to get a shot. But we don’t need everyone. According to Kaiser’s data, 16 percent of American adults are still in the wait-and-see or only-if-required categories. If they all got vaccinated, we’d hit herd immunity in most places.
“Oh, the jobs people work at! Out west near Hawtch-Hawtch there’s a Hawtch-Hawtcher bee watcher, his job is to watch. Is to keep both his eyes on the lazy town bee, a bee that is watched will work harder you see. So he watched and he watched, but in spite of his watch that bee didn’t work any harder not mawtch. So then somebody said “Our old bee-watching man just isn’t bee watching as hard as he can, he ought to be watched by another Hawtch-Hawtcher! The thing that we need is a bee-watcher-watcher!”. Well, the bee-watcher-watcher watched the bee-watcher. He didn’t watch well so another Hawtch-Hawtcher had to come in as a watch-watcher-watcher! And now all the Hawtchers who live in Hawtch-Hawtch are watching on watch watcher watchering watch, watch watching the watcher who’s watching that bee. You’re not a Hawtch-Watcher you’re lucky you see!”
from cbc: july 20, 2021 [no links allowed pour moi – i tried three different ways]
Grasshopper invasion described as ‘horror movie’ traps residents indoors in Lethbridge, Alta.
“One homeowner is questioning whether their family needs to move”
capitalism is dead.
we now have covidism*, the fusion of monopolies, glubberments, social media corrals, hordes of frightened humans, and the lynchpin, the hamster wheel of protection “offered” by all of the above.
seems like extortion to me.
*“why do what’s right, when you can take what’s left.”
the bogeybug
the bogeybug is in the air
hiding creeping lurking deep
no sleep
no rest
the bogeybug turns
men to masks
children to labs
reason to dustno rest
no sleepthe bogeybug waits
in their smile
in their sweat
lurking creeping dripping touching
waiting
waiting
watchingtranshumanist spice girls who tell us what they really want:
“If you want my future forget my past.
If you wanna get with me better make it fast*.”*or else.
– It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World; Best to plant some trees and not get involved
~TAE Summary
unfortunately, you’ll recall that the entire quest of it’s a madmadmadmad world led them to trees. palms, more precisely.
at this point i think it better to plant a few hundred hectares of nopal, bougainvillia, nettles and acacia, hunkering down in the middle.
it seems the world has been reduced to two topics:
a) it.
and
b) how we hide from, deal with, cope with, and wrestle with “it” and all the mania “it” has caused.
we try in vain to change the subject, because unlike most of the subjects in the past (wars, droughts, economies) of which we chattered, “it” is not “over there” or “some folks”, all of us are consumed by “it”; “it” knocks on our door, consuming, clouding and corrupting our thoughts, dragging our minds to places they should never have to go.
